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DannyB

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A senior citizen in Florida bought a new Mercedes

convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to

80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what

little hair he had left. "This is great," he thought

as he roared

down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.

Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a

highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights

flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the

man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road

at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought,

"What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."

He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for

the trooper to catch-up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked

up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.

"My shift ends in 10 minutes, it's Friday and I have

the weekend off. If you can give me a good reason why

you were

speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you

go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my

wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I

thought you were bringing her back."

The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."

 
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There was once a preacher who always did what he was suppose to do. Many people knew him and thought very highly of him. But he got burned out, and thought to himself, I miss my golfing, and since I have been a Preacher, not once have I been. The only time that he had to go was on one Sunday while he was away on a business trip. So out he went. Well St Peter was a little upset and told his guardian angel to make it the worse game he ever played. The Preacher gets up to the first tee and whack, a hole in one. The Preacher could not believe it. The next one, whack another hole in one. In fact he had 18 holes in ones. What a day he had. St Peter went to the guardian angel and said, I told you that he was to have the worse day. The Guardian angel said. "Who is he going to tell?"
 
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