DannyB
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A senior citizen in Florida bought a new Mercedes
convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to
80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what
little hair he had left. "This is great," he thought
as he roared
down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.
Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the
man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road
at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
the trooper to catch-up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked
up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in 10 minutes, it's Friday and I have
the weekend off. If you can give me a good reason why
you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I
thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to
80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what
little hair he had left. "This is great," he thought
as he roared
down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.
Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the
man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road
at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
the trooper to catch-up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked
up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in 10 minutes, it's Friday and I have
the weekend off. If you can give me a good reason why
you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I
thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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