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Come on, you know you want to laugh! Well at least smile. right now do it!!! ah there
Come on, you know you want to laugh! Well at least smile. right now do it!!! ah there
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Why is it cold when spring is in 2 weeks? This is south florida, come on people! Think sun!
How come we sometimes can see the sun and moon at the same time? How dark must it be on the other side of the world with neither.
How come we sometimes can see the sun and moon at the same time? How dark must it be on the other side of the world with neither.
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We need some jokes here...
I'll start off...
I was at the drug store to pick up my prescription. The line
wasn't clearly formed, and there was an elderly man with a
cane nearby me. It was unclear who was next.
When we got to the front of the line, the man gestured to me
and said, "After you."
I smiled at him and said, "No, please, after you. I have all
day."
Then he said, "No. You go ahead. My doctor says I have at
least six months."
I'll start off...
I was at the drug store to pick up my prescription. The line
wasn't clearly formed, and there was an elderly man with a
cane nearby me. It was unclear who was next.
When we got to the front of the line, the man gestured to me
and said, "After you."
I smiled at him and said, "No, please, after you. I have all
day."
Then he said, "No. You go ahead. My doctor says I have at
least six months."
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The Story Teller
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ok completely terrified, my stomach is in my throat, waiting for that phone to ring, please let the interview go well! 
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symphonyb said:all random thoughts left ..prayer for gemcross.i dislike that feeling!!!! surrounds you with Humongeous Hug.
Thank you!!! The interview went great, but I am still trembling! Breath.. I think I might have gotten the job. She gave me and one other girl an interview for Tuesday!
ok back to random.....
<--- This is my fav smilie, does that say something about my inner gem?
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The Cowboy
One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out bible. The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and accessories. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
The preacher gave a long sermon about Hellfire and brimstone and a stern lecture on how much money the church needed to do God's work. As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what He thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would. The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored.
The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He says He's never been here before."
Let your light shine for Jesus!
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One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out bible. The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and accessories. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
The preacher gave a long sermon about Hellfire and brimstone and a stern lecture on how much money the church needed to do God's work. As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what He thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would. The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored.
The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He says He's never been here before."
Let your light shine for Jesus!
Author Unknown
Submitted by Richard
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I ate a Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese, a large fry and a drank a medium Coke in 3 1/2 minutes.
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