Random thoughts about being single

[renewed21]

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And...this is the good part...I don't have to feed either the cat or the dog...and the litter box gets changed by yelling.

LOL

LOL , good for you


I too, often yell at the litterbox while naked, but yelling doesn't get it changed, it just makes the neighbors more reluctant to make eye contact with me.

 

[renewed21]

I love that I can have a good web conversation while sitting home alone, n***d and she doesn't even know! LOL

I kind of makes checking the CF threads a little more interesting now.

For instance; is dayhikes sittning in front of the computer in fish nets and apllying lipstick sloppily to his mouth while he's responding to posts?

Sort of add an element of mystery to checking posts.

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

I kind of makes checking the CF threads a little more interesting now.

For instance; is dayhikes sittning in front of the computer in fish nets and apllying lipstick sloppily to his mouth while he's responding to posts?

Sort of add an element of mystery to checking posts.

oooooooooh dayhiker! He's got you figured out! Your secret is out! LOL
I like that visual rather than the other one

 

[blackribbon]

For you (and us) I would agree, but haven't you known people ( I have them in my own family) that just go round and round (that reminds me of a song lol) and the pattern is the same just a different day? Stuck is kind of what I mean and THAT kind of baggage no one wants.

Yes...baggage is what weighs us down...whether or not it swashes the life out of us is a personal choice. So maybe they should say, "no one who is totally swashed by their baggage"?

I honestly believe that most of these men are just saying that they don't want to spend all their time hearing about your exes or being punished for the sins of others. Some are afraid that women are going to expect them to control the children that they don't have any control of. (One said he was okay with well-behaved children...I liked his honesty but still wonder if his definition of "well-behaved" is a realistic expectation or a "children are to seen, not heard" mentality.)

But still, I read these ads and realize that I still often talk about my husband in present tense (fully accepting that he is dead) and know that this might freak out someone who has never walked in these shoes. I also still have sad days that are just because I miss him and probably always will. I am sure I can love a new man even while still loving my husband. I mean I can love both my kids without choosing a favorite. It isn't like hubby is going to show up and interfere. And I don't use my hubby as a measuring stick...he wasn't perfect by any means.

 

[blackribbon]

oooooooooh dayhiker! He's got you figured out! Your secret is out! LOL
I like that visual rather than the other one

Michelle...there is something seriously wrong with you...LOL...

 

[blackribbon]

LOL , good for you


I too, often yell at the litterbox while naked, but yelling doesn't get it changed, it just makes the neighbors more reluctant to make eye contact with me.

hahaha....

however, I am finding it more effective lately to say the car doesn't roll until the box doesn't stink...

However, the cat cooperates because if he "misses" because the box is nasty, he tends to pick her stuff to miss on. (I love that cat.)

 

[renewed21]

Michelle...there is something seriously wrong with you...LOL...

or is there something seriously right about Michelle

 

[renewed21]

hahaha....

however, I am finding it more effective lately to say the car doesn't roll until the box doesn't stink...

However, the cat cooperates because if he "misses" because the box is nasty, he tends to pick her stuff to miss on. (I love that cat.)

LOL

Sounds like a well oiled machine. Now if I can just work on my own "misses".

 

[blackribbon]

LOL

Sounds like a well oiled machine. Now if I can just work on my own "misses".

They make these wonderful things called "wet wipes" for that.

 

[dayhiker]

OK ... so I'm out now ... Your so perceptive renewed!

Michelle ... Your friends are getting weirder all the time! LOL

I kind of makes checking the CF threads a little more interesting now.

For instance; is dayhikes sittning in front of the computer in fish nets and apllying lipstick sloppily to his mouth while he's responding to posts?

Sort of add an element of mystery to checking posts.

 

[renewed21]

OK ... so I'm out now ... Your so perceptive renewed!

Michelle ... Your friends are getting weirder all the time! LOL

good, now we can skype later . I just need to find my ex's old pantyhose

 

[blackribbon]

http://images.clipartof.com/small/2...And-High-Heels-Posing-And-Smoking-A-Cigar.jpg

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

http://images.clipartof.com/small/2...And-High-Heels-Posing-And-Smoking-A-Cigar.jpg

Ha ha ha and you say there is something wrong with ME???

 

[blackribbon]

Ha ha ha and you say there is something wrong with ME???

I already know that there is something wrong with me.

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

This is what I picture

 

[Life2Christ]

oh my! I was in mid-yawn when I opened this post!!

 

[blackribbon]

The problem with that is men THINK they look like men in the ad but actually ed up looking like this.

(And to be fair, there are plenty of women (me included) who do not have any business wearing a bikini.)

http://blondesearch.ru/img/9f/9f6/Free_Hugs_In_A_Borat_Mankini.jpg

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

The problem with that is men THINK they look like men in the ad but actually ed up looking like this.

(And to be fair, there are plenty of women (me included) who do not have any business wearing a bikini.)

http://blondesearch.ru/img/9f/9f6/Free_Hugs_In_A_Borat_Mankini.jpg

Oh MY LOL! ROFL! THAT is TOO funny!!!!!!!

 

[renewed21]

http://images.clipartof.com/small/2...And-High-Heels-Posing-And-Smoking-A-Cigar.jpg

LOL , strangely arousing

 

[renewed21]

This is what I picture

wow, my eyes just vomited