Random False Statement!

[thaumaturgy]

Ha ha! Look at this:

{Insert Random False Statement indicating gross lack of understanding of topic}

Those wacky {people who do things related to random false statement}, they are so desperate to deny God that they do {insert false statement indicating lack of knowledge of area}

END STANDARD THREAD MODEL.

 

[Pesto]

{Random statement indicating praise for your insight into topic on which I also have no understanding}

 

[thaumaturgy]

{Random statement indicating praise for your insight into topic on which I also have no understanding}

{Random statement thanking you for previously stated insight}

{Insert additional unsupported claims wildly off-target in relation to the O.P.}

{Challenge to any who are knowledgeable in the area of the topic to post their defense, preparation to ignore.}

 

[Nithavela]

(Random statement that sounds like the opposite of what it was intended to)

 

[EvoDan]

{Random statement ridiculing apologists}

 

[metherion]

{random link to an internet video vaguely relating to one of the myriad things previously said}

Metherion

 

[Maxwell511]

{Accidental, cat produced, on topic and incredibly insightful statement that could not possibly be attributed to the poster}

 

[EvoDan]

{Praise for cat}

 

[Nitron]

{Random pun about said false statement}

 

[EvoDan]

{Random moderator citing rules against flaming.}

 

[JBJoe]

Ha ha! Look at this:

{Insert Random False Statement indicating gross lack of understanding of topic}

Those wacky {people who do things related to random false statement}, they are so desperate to deny God that they do {insert false statement indicating lack of knowledge of area}

END STANDARD THREAD MODEL.

{Insert link to talk.origins refuting OP}

{for each formal logic fallacy: insert logical fallacy blurb}

{Random attack on academic pedigree among those citing original statement}

 

[Nithavela]

[Stating that everyone is clearly wrong because the bible says so]

[BIBLE]Random Bible verse with one word in common to the OP[/BIBLE]

 

[Dannager]

{ Query addressing the possibility that OP may be example of Poe's law }

 

[metherion]

{random poorly punctuated and unintelligible comment about your likely location in the afterlife for not believing what I do}
{random link to AiG to refute you toalk.origins link, uncaring that the talk.origins link also defeats my AiG link}

Metheiron

 

[thaumaturgy]

{Insert link to talk.origins refuting OP}

{for each formal logic fallacy: insert logical fallacy blurb}

{Random attack on academic pedigree among those citing original statement}

{ignore logic fallacy explanation}

{declare that only passing 5th grade is no impediment to critiquing all experts in topic ridiculed in OP}

 

[TheBear]

{Scan through large volumes of scientific publications, look for any anomalous point of contention and say, "Ah ha! Therefore theory 'X' is wrong."}

Oh yeah....

{Since evolution is wrong, YEC creationism is right.}

 

[TeddyKGB]

{one of a number of possible acronyms describing the kind and duration of laughter I am engaged in}

 

[The Nihilist]

{Frumious Bandersnatch comes in and cleans house}

 

[us38]

{Random creationists ignores things already refuted and breaks out th PRATT list.}

 

[Morcova]

{Make claim that refers to abiogenesis and the big bang, then claim insult when told that neither of those has anything to do with ToE}

{Make claim that person who disagrees with me seeks to persecute me}

{Liken the other side to hitler/nazi's}

{Post bible verse saying that the otherside will go to hell}

{Claim to pray for the souls of the people who don't believe as I do}

{Pat self on back}