Random False Statement!

[WilliamduBois]

{Make claim that refers to abiogenesis and the big bang, then claim insult when told that neither of those has anything to do with ToE}

{Make claim that person who disagrees with me seeks to persecute me}

{Liken the other side to hitler/nazi's}

{Post bible verse saying that the otherside will go to hell}

{Claim to pray for the souls of the people who don't believe as I do}

{Pat self on back}

clap: )

(Random Biblequote)

amen: )

 

[lemmings]

{Quote from scientist who lived 300 years ago}

{Bible hymn}

 

[Ryal Kane]

[Astoundingly relevent cartoon]

 

[RedAndy]

{Out-of-context Darwin quote}

{Proclamation of truth of YEC}

{Bible quote}

{Another Bible quote}

{etc.}

 

[yasic]

{Random questioning of all persons with opposing views motives for posting arguements against my own beliefs while in CF}

 

[moogoob]

{comment expressing disdain at Morcova Godwinning the thread}

 

[metherion]

{random denunciation of other christian denominations that agree with the other side}

Metherion

 

[FishFace]

BEGING STANDARD THREAD DAD-JACK MODEL

{ Picture of Egyptian Hieroglyphics }
{ Reference to Buzz Lightyear }
{ Other random picture }
{ Reference to "Physical Only" }
{ Busted! }

END STANDARD THREAD DAD-JACK MODEL

 

[thaumaturgy]

BEGING STANDARD THREAD DAD-JACK MODEL

{ Picture of Egyptian Hieroglyphics }
{ Reference to Buzz Lightyear }
{ Other random picture }
{ Reference to "Physical Only" }
{ Busted! }

END STANDARD THREAD DAD-JACK MODEL

{Dad-Jack Model Loop Subroutine:

for n=1 to 899,945
dad-claim: different past
opposing claim: model declaration
dad-claim: different past
opposing claim: science is model-based
dad-claim: undying love of science in it's place
opposing claim: "no you don't!"
dad-claim: "You and your PO assumptions!"
n = n-1
next n

end dad-jack loop subroutine/}

 

[TurtleTamer]

{link to limecat, cactus cat, AND trashbin cat}
{thread has been won}

 

[Tenka]

(Tenka reads thread, finds justification for 14th 'lunch beer' at 5:30pm)

(Random profession of exaggerated emotions directed at the wider population)

 

[EvoDan]

{Random yawning fit after review of thread.}

 

[Pesto]

{vague comment about warm weather and big sticks}

 

[Ryal Kane]

28 DAYS LATER

 

[Nitron]

{Random apologetics from AV explaining how thread necromancers will go to hell}

 

[Skaloop]

{Repetition of several obvious points already presented by others, on account of showing up late and not bothering to read any of the existing thread.}

 

[FishFace]

{ Nazi reference, Godwin's law fulfilled }

 

[Elduran]

{ Comment about how awesome this thread is, possibly written with poor spelling and grammar, perhaps even in leetspeak or textspeak }

 

[EvoDan]

{Ridicule for violation of Godwin's Law}

{Random smilie}

 

[moogoob]

{reminder to others that Godwin's law was actually invoked on page two}
{vague comment about how the poster almost forgot this thread existed}