Random Conversations & Fun (7)

[Heart of a Seeker]

I have to get going. I won't be on until tomorrow sometime.

 

[NorwayUnn]

Deb till we meet again, sweet sis.

 

[MN John]

Hi folks. I''m never going to catch up on the last couple day's posts. So let me know if thee's something you want me to see.

 

[1Cor13v13]

I have to get going. I won't be on until tomorrow sometime.

Bye Debs!

 

[Tumbleweed64]

 

[MMXII]

Hi folks. I''m never going to catch up on the last couple day's posts. So let me know if thee's something you want me to see.

I want you to see this...

 

[Tumbleweed64]

/me covers her eyes!

 

[MMXII]

I didn't do this

 

[Tumbleweed64]

I didn't do this

Awww geez Dawn, I'm speechless...

 

[Tumbleweed64]

Proverbs From the First Grade...

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with: [/FONT]

1. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader. [/FONT]
2. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Strike while the... bug is close. [/FONT]
3. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's always darkest before... daylight savings time. [/FONT]
4. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Never underestimate the power of... termites. [/FONT]
5. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You can lead a horse to water but... how? [/FONT]
6. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. [/FONT]
7. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]No news is... impossible. [/FONT]
8. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A miss is as good as a... Mr. [/FONT]
9. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You can't teach an old dog... math. [/FONT]
10. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning. [/FONT]
11. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Love all, trust... me. [/FONT]
12. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The pen is mightier than... the pigs. [/FONT]
13. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An idle mind is... the best way to relax. [/FONT]
14. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Where there is smoke, there's... pollution. [/FONT]
15. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents. [/FONT]
16. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A penny saved is... not much. [/FONT]
17. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Two is company, three's... The Musketeers. [/FONT]
18. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]None are so blind as... Helen Keller. [/FONT]
19. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded. [/FONT]
20. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. [/FONT]
21. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box. [/FONT]
22. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way. [/FONT]
23. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.[/FONT]
24. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose [/FONT]

 

[MMXII]

I like that TW.

 

[loribee59]

The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive

Boy, talk about "F" words!!

Rev. W. O. Taylor, 91, was the oldest man attending the
Southern Baptist Convention a few years ago. At the annual
free breakfast for retirees, Brother Taylor rose and recited
his own alliterative version of the parable of the prodigal
son, which he entitled "The Final Fixing of the Foolish
Fugitive":

"Feeling footloose, fancy-free, and frisky, this
feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking
over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and
frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with
fair-weather friends. Finally, facing famine, and fleeced by
his fellows in folly, he found himself a feed flinger in a
filthy farmlot. He fain would have filled his frame with
foraged food from the fodder fragments.

"'Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier,' the
frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.

"Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he
fled for his family.

"Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly.
'Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further
family favors. . .'

"But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching,
frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest
fatling and fix a feast.

"But the fugitive's fault-finding frater, faithfully farming
his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle
forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but
fussing was futile.

"His foresighted father figured, 'Such filial fidelity is
fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is
found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun,
frolic, and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten
and folly forsaken. Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for
future fortitude.'"

 

[Tumbleweed64]

LOL@ Loribee!

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Good morning. It IS a good morning, right?? Bleah. I need coffee or something to hold my eyelids open.

I had so much fun at my granddaughter's party last night. She is so beautiful and precious. My other grand, who's 4 is the funniest thing ever. Unfortunately - she's going to be a lot like Grandma - a lot ditzy. God is SO good and I am SO blessed.

This is on my calendar today - Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experiences. Hmmm, I wonder if I could ever make a short sentence...or if ANY of us could...

Love all of you! God bless your Friday. I am off to work.

 

[1Cor13v13]

Good morning. It IS a good morning, right?? Bleah. I need coffee or something to hold my eyelids open.

I had so much fun at my granddaughter's party last night. She is so beautiful and precious. My other grand, who's 4 is the funniest thing ever. Unfortunately - she's going to be a lot like Grandma - a lot ditzy. God is SO good and I am SO blessed.

This is on my calendar today - Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experiences. Hmmm, I wonder if I could ever make a short sentence...or if ANY of us could...

Love all of you! God bless your Friday. I am off to work.

Moring ditzy! I like to call it the Readers Digest version vs War and Peace!

 

[NorwayUnn]

Good morning, Gary! It must be pretty early where you are. May you have a blessed day filled with nice surprises and blessings from above!

 

[1Cor13v13]

Good morning, Gary! It must be pretty early where you are. May you have a blessed day filled with nice surprises and blessings from above!

Thanks! He has blessed me as I rose up this morning! I can't thank my Lord enough!

Last night in Isaiah 53:4, 5, the Holy Spirit made my transgressions real, through the crushing of our Lord Jesus! I ask that I keep that vision so that I stay appreciative to the Father for His sacrifice of Jesus!

Glory to God!

 

[NorwayUnn]

, Gary!

Makes me think of ''When I survey the wondrous cross''

1. When I survey the wondrous cross
on which the Prince of Glory died;
my richest gain I count but loss,
and pour contempt on all my pride.

2. Forbid it, Lord, that I should boast,
save in the death of Christ, my God;
all the vain things that charm me most,
I sacrifice them to his blood.

3. See, from his head, his hands, his feet,
sorrow and love flow mingled down.
Did e'er such love and sorrow meet,
or thorns compose so rich a crown.

4. Were the whole realm of nature mine,
that were an offering far too small;
love so amazing, so divine,
demands my soul, my life, my all.

 

[1Cor13v13]

Amen!

In our small groups bible study I suggested how we looked to God before we were forgiven. I gave them the beaten, battered, broken Jesus at calvary! Judgement was upon us! Made them think.

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Moring ditzy! I like to call it the Readers Digest version vs War and Peace!

Whatever...

Don't ditzy me. I'm too tired to think of a good comeback...