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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy explains why the universe is so messed up: 9x6=42

 

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"Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. Instead, donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. The next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents." --William Coronel

 

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“Now, today's gambling tip for anyone who plans to buy a lottery ticket today. Just send me the dollar, and I'll tell you that you didn't win.” –Marlar

 

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because, he replied, thats a microwave."

 

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"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday." -Marlar

 

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"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"

 

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"Under same management for over 2000 years"

 

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"Soul food served here"

 

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"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

 

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"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

 

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"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"