Me and 600 years of Church history, you mean.
That IS Purgatory, MK!
I am somewhere between amused and amazed that a lot of people have convinced themselves that it's possible to totally re-define Purgatory and yet call their own invention by the same name, thereby allowing themselves to say they believe in Purgatory when they actually don't.
To borrow an old line from Johnny Carson, you might as well say that you believe in Purgatory because you think that after death we will all go to a mobile home park in Tarzana, California. Well, that would be a mobile home park in Tarzana, California, not Purgatory, even if you call it "Purgatory."
And BTW, why do you think they call it PURGE-atory? Because it's place where we get orientation before entering Heaven? Because we undergo an interview with God there? Because we need to be forgiven for the sins that were already forgiven thanks to Jesus' sacrifice on the Cross? No.