Puns

[Rigatoni]

I know lame cow jokes....
What's a cow's favorite condiment?
Ans: Moostard

What do u call a cow that has seizures?
Ans: Beef Jerky

What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ans: Ground beef

Best way to count cows?
Ans: Cowculator

Best place cows hangout?
Ans: the moovies

Haha, those are pretty good!

I have so many of these lol.

 

[Rigatoni]

 

[NurseAbigail]

What did the panther say at a poker party?

Spoiler

I'd be lion if I was a cheetah

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Spoiler

3- left ear, right ear, and final front ear(frontier)

Why was the broom late?

Spoiler

It overswept!

 

[NurseAbigail]

What do you call a pair of banana peels on the floor?

Spoiler

slippers

What do you call a pile of banana peels?

Spoiler

a slippery slope

 

[Niels]

 

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[Niels]

 

[SarahsKnight]

(Note that this conversation takes place just after the player-controlled character kills a giant plant monster.)

 

[Rigatoni]

Glad to see this thread bumped

 

[Niels]

 

[Rigatoni]

Bump!

 

[mojoboy31]

I know lame cow jokes....
What's a cow's favorite condiment?
Ans: Moostard

What do u call a cow that has seizures?
Ans: Beef Jerky

What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ans: Ground beef

Best way to count cows?
Ans: Cowculator

Best place cows hangout?
Ans: the moovies

Cow with no legs, ground beef. Nice.
But what do you call a cow with legs only on one side?

Spoiler

lean beef

And what do you call a cow that stands up like a person?

Spoiler

YOUR MOM!