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Haha, those are pretty good!





I have so many of these lol.
 
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What did the panther say at a poker party?

I'd be lion if I was a cheetah

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
3- left ear, right ear, and final front ear(frontier)

Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
 
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Cow with no legs, ground beef. Nice.
But what do you call a cow with legs only on one side?
lean beef

And what do you call a cow that stands up like a person?
YOUR MOM!
 
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