So, I mailed my 9 year old sister my pregnancy test so that she would know I'm pregnant.
I addressed the envelope to "Aunt Jaley."
She opened it and said, "Mom, what's this thing Beth mailed me?"
Mom goes, "it's a pregnancy test. See, one line means you aren't pregnant and two lines means you are pregnant. Look, there's two lines."
Jaley's eyes got wide and she said, "but mom, I'm NOT pregnant."
I addressed the envelope to "Aunt Jaley."
She opened it and said, "Mom, what's this thing Beth mailed me?"
Mom goes, "it's a pregnancy test. See, one line means you aren't pregnant and two lines means you are pregnant. Look, there's two lines."
Jaley's eyes got wide and she said, "but mom, I'm NOT pregnant."