Ponderisms

[Lessien]

ROFL!!!! Those are great!

If a door can be ajar, why can't a jar be adoor?

 

[PaladinWithGun2]

Is it better to have a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?


Shawn

 

[askbros]

lol those are great.

 

[musicalmeg20]

lol!!

 

[PaladinWithGun2]

Can someone tell me why hotdogs come ten to the pack, and hotdog buns come eight to the pack?


Shawn

 

[Ivy]

And why don't bottles of windshield wiper come in the same # of ounces that it takes to fill the reservoir in the car?

 

[white knight]

why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets and other safety gear?

 

[musicalmeg20]

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections??

 

[musicalmeg20]

And why don't bottles of windshield wiper come in the same # of ounces that it takes to fill the reservoir in the car?

Cause they're mean. lol

 

[Lessien]

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections??

Good question....

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Oh me I needed this..That was the best laugh I have had in a while.......thanks..........michael

 

[SharonHolly777]

Funny haha!!

 

[PaladinWithGun2]

Classic Rodney Dangerfield: "I told my shrink I'm feeling suicidal. Now he makes me pay in advance."

 

[SumSam]

If you want to get a loan from a bank, you have to prove you don't really need it in the first place.

 

[PaladinWithGun2]

If you want to get a loan from a bank, you have to prove you don't really need it in the first place.

Awesome!
Sad fact: the IRS states in every tax book that taxes need to be filed by taxpayers, even upon death. My question is, will they take Jesus' word as my CPA?

Shawn

 

[Ivy]

What? Did I read that wrong? How does a dead taxpayer file a tax return?????? Boy, now we KNOW the IRS thinks its God.......

 

[jehovahjireh2007]

Very hehe.....

 

[musicalmeg20]

Awesome!
Sad fact: the IRS states in every tax book that taxes need to be filed by taxpayers, even upon death. My question is, will they take Jesus' word as my CPA?

What? Did I read that wrong? How does a dead taxpayer file a tax return?????? Boy, now we KNOW the IRS thinks its God.......

LOL

 

[LuvAslan]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SecretBlessings]

I enjoyed reading the ponderisms. Thank you for sharing