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Pirate jokes...gotcha!

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Ok, this is similar to that "inner blonde" post, where you say 'silk' five times, spell 'silk' then are asked what cows drink (hint: not milk).

Do the questions in this order:

What are pirate movies rated?
R. (lol)

What's a pirate's favorite letter?
[they'll say] R. Actual answer: P for Pirate!!!!

What branch of the military would a pirate join?
[they'll say] the Arrrrrmy. Actual answer: The Navy cause they're pirates!!!!