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Maybe people didn't get your bible reference, or maybe with today's science on the benefits of circumcision, Philistine foreskins just aren't worth what they used to be - even to Philistines! In David's time, 100 filleted Philistine foreskins could buy you a princess as a bride! Today, 1200 can barely get you a reply on an internet forum!"I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."
Will a three-pack abs do? Maybe you could offer me credit for the other three, and I'll work on acquiring them.That’s a lot of pain. A six-pack abs will do.
Oh man I laugh so hard at pick up lines and some in this thread are gold.
BUT you all know, the best one remains
1. "Hey, I'm __________ (insert name) *smile!* "
BAM DONE! You're welcomeNow go get married.
I thought that was why the picture was funny. Imagine being the poor girl who was purchased for philistine foreskins! The picture makes out this was something impressive to both Saul and Michal, but the reverse was true. Saul was probably thinking "Why couldn't one of those 200 useless philistines have killed David?" and Michal was probably thinking "I never want to see another one of these *things* in my life!"Is anyone else disturbed by Michal's coy desirous glance and Saul's giddy amazement toward David as he puts detached human foreskins on the floor?
Good thing, because I was going to say, "Perhaps you should work on your pickup lines!"(That's not my pickup line BTW)
Wow! That's really mean. Dare I ask if such lines have ever actually... encaptivated anyone?Well, aren't you ugly...
It's lucky for you that I have no standards, because no one else will want you.
Whoever told you that "it's whats inside that counts" was an enabler for your false - almost delusional confidence. You should be deeply ashamed of yourself.
Please don't cry. It makes you look even uglier.
Wow! That's really mean. Dare I ask if such lines have ever actually... encaptivated anyone?
Wow, how many have you had this morning already>?Well, aren't you ugly...
It's lucky for you that I have no standards, because no one else will want you.
Whoever told you that "it's whats inside that counts" was an enabler for your false - almost delusional confidence. You should be deeply ashamed of yourself.
Please don't cry. It makes you look even uglier.
Wow, how many have you had this morning already>?
I'm sorry to tell you that's in fact not the best pickup line ever.Oh man I laugh so hard at pick up lines and some in this thread are gold.
BUT you all know, the best one remains
1. "Hey, I'm __________ (insert name) *smile!* "
BAM DONE! You're welcomeNow go get married.
I'm sorry to tell you that's in fact not the best pickup line ever.
I've invented the best pickup line ever, but I'm saving it for the occasion to use it.
I'll PM it to you, so you can decide if it's the best or not (obviously it is), if you agree to never ever never ever never tell it to another soul.Oh really? I don't know. I hate to pull the "I'm a woman" card. But... I'm a woman so your line better be pretty awesome.
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