A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
>
> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
>
> "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
>
> "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang
> of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to
> leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the
> largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the
> face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it
> on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll start beating up
> all of you!"
>
> St. Peter was impressed.. "When did this happen?"
>
> "Couple of minutes ago."
>
>
> "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
>
> "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
>
> "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang
> of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to
> leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the
> largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the
> face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it
> on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll start beating up
> all of you!"
>
> St. Peter was impressed.. "When did this happen?"
>
> "Couple of minutes ago."
>
funny...but...OUCH.
