OXI-MORONS

[returntosender]

1 pair

 

[Sabertooth]

No, Lord.

 

[Mark Quayle]

Subsequent beginnings

First Causes

 

[royal priest]

Live recording

 

[ewq1938]

like love

 

[Sabertooth]

...and, in conclusion,...

 

[Rene Loup]

Genuine Imitation.

Unofficially Official.

Foreign Natives.

Cybernetic Luddite.

Living Dead.

Awfully Nice.

Sober Alcoholic.

 

[Ligurian]

Government intelligence.

 

[Vap841]

Civil war.

Ok I stole that from George Carlin. Oh and Axl Rose too.

 

[returntosender]

Jumbo shrimp

 

[Sabertooth]

passive-aggressive

 

[returntosender]

Freezer burn

 

[Sabertooth]

[facetious]
Bright blond/e*
[/facetious]

*I and three of my children are blond/e...

 

[Mark Quayle]

Freezer burn

"It burns! It freezes us!" (Gollum)

 

[Danthemailman]

pretty ugly

bitter sweet

 

[returntosender]

[facetious]
Bright blond/e*
[/facetious]

*I and three of my children are blond/e...

HEY, I resemble that remark

 

[Mark Quayle]

HEY, I resemble that remark

A certain person, very geek-bright, but lacking a portion of common sense, of a membership with a certain group, once told a 'blonde joke' to a few of them, upon which one of them, pretending to be offended, said, "Hey! You know, I'm a blonde!"

He responded with, and in all seriousness, "Oh! Sorry. Here, I'll tell it again, real slow!"

 

[returntosender]

A certain person, very geek-bright, but lacking a portion of common sense, of a membership with a certain group, once told a 'blonde joke' to a few of them, upon which one of them, pretending to be offended, said, "Hey! You know, I'm a blonde!"

He responded with, and in all seriousness, "Oh! Sorry. Here, I'll tell it again, real slow!"

BOOOOOOO. HISSSSSSSSS!!

 

[returntosender]

like love

I'm not so sure about this one.?

 

[returntosender]

No, Lord.

?