OXI-MORONS

[Sabertooth]

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If Jesus is someone's Lord, them saying no to Him is a contradiction.

 

[returntosender]

HEY, I resemble that remark

I guess you toddlers are to young to get this one

 

[Sabertooth]

I guess you toddlers are to young to get this one

Oh, a wise guy, eh...? 3 Stooge Smileys

 

[returntosender]

Oh, a wise guy, eh...? 3 Stooge Smileys

That's neat!
Years ago there were at least two comics that used a wrong word in their routine. One of them used that line and replaced "resent"
With resemble. A sentence may have many words replaced to make it funny.

 

[returntosender]

I just googled it but it didn't mention the comic I was thinking of. It did say Groucho used it.

 

[Sabertooth]

I just googled it but it didn't mention the comic I was thinking of. It did say Groucho used it.

Curly said it on more than one occasion.

 

[Mark Quayle]

That's neat!
Years ago there were at least two comics that used a wrong word in their routine. One of them used that line and replaced "resent"
With resemble. A sentence may have many words replaced to make it funny.

There's a whole literary form dedicated to that phenomenon. Read Ladle Rat Rotten Hut in which such lines as, "Oh, Groinmurder! Water bag noise ugut!" show their lively faces, or Colonel Stoopnagle's The Loose that Gaid the Olden Geggs with its, "...knocked the loose for a goop with a whasty knack on the nop of the toggin'! Goor little poose!" (though that is another form).

 

[Sabertooth]

I just googled it but it didn't mention the comic I was thinking of

You are probably thinking of Norm Crosby.

 

[returntosender]

You are probably thinking of Norm Crosby.

You're right, you seem a bit young to know that. Seems like there was a big nosed comic that had a similar routine.

 

[Sabertooth]

Seems like there was a big nosed comic that had a similar routine.

That sounds like Jimmy Durante.

 

[returntosender]

No, he was younger than norm. Geez, durante? You're older than me, lol

 

[Mark Quayle]

Not new, but bears repeating: OXY-MORON = bleach blonde?

 

[Ligurian]

A certain person, very geek-bright, but lacking a portion of common sense, of a membership with a certain group, once told a 'blonde joke' to a few of them, upon which one of them, pretending to be offended, said, "Hey! You know, I'm a blonde!"

He responded with, and in all seriousness, "Oh! Sorry. Here, I'll tell it again, real slow!"

Oxy Moron: common sense

 

[Ligurian]

Hearsay evidence.

 

[returntosender]

Not new, but bears repeating: OXY-MORON = bleach blonde?

Of course that includes men.

 

[Mark Quayle]

Of course that includes men.

Oh, my yes, (hurriedly), men too, of course...

 

[returntosender]

Not new, but bears repeating: OXY-MORON = bleach blonde?

Really, it doesn't.

 

[Ligurian]

"Why wouldn't she tell anybody? Because nobody asked! I'm telling you, Natalie, the woman is so stupid, it hurts me to talk to her. Physically hurts me."
--Monk, s07e16

 

[returntosender]

"Why wouldn't she tell anybody? Because nobody asked! I'm telling you, Natalie, the woman is so stupid, it hurts me to talk to her. Physically hurts me."
--Monk, s07e16

???

 

[Ligurian]

???

Crimespeak, Doublethink... all of Orwell's 1984 thought police.