OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 9, 2012

My favorite levels of Festivus? The feats of strength and airing of grievances

Xarlelia said:
I love Seinfeld! The story of Festivus is so funny to me!

ArmyMatt · Apr 9, 2012

My favorite levels of Festivus? The feats of strength and airing of grievances

haha, I love when Frank drags the pole in the coffee shop. I love the sound it makes and George's look of horror

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 9, 2012

One of my favorite scenes is where Seinfeld, Kramer, George, and Elaine look into that baby cradle and see how ugly the baby is and they want to vomit
Kramer thinks the baby looks like Lyndon Johnson!

"When is Jerry gonna see the baybeeeee?"
Seinfeld and Kramer finally get to "see the baby" - YouTube

Anna Scott · Apr 9, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
I love it when the boss asks George if it was true what he and the cleaning lady did together at his cubicle and George responds, "was that wrong?"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0266697/
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
"Seinfeld" (1990) - Memorable quotes

Anna Scott · Apr 9, 2012

Cosmo Kramer: [phone rings, Kramer picks up the phone] Hello... What Delay Industries?
George Costanza: [yelling from the bathroom] Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
Cosmo Kramer: No, you're way, way, way off. Well yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.
George Costanza: [rushes out of the toilet with his pants on his knees] Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!
[falls down]
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, no problem.
[hangs up phone]
Cosmo Kramer: How did you know who that was?
Jerry: [enters apartment, sees George lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles] And you wanna be my latex salesman?
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I also love the conversion episode and the can't spare a square.

Colleen1 · Apr 9, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
One of my favorite scenes is where Seinfeld, Kramer, George, and Elaine look into that baby cradle and see how ugly the baby is and they want to vomit
Kramer thinks the baby looks like Lyndon Johnson!

"When is Jerry gonna see the baybeeeee?"
Seinfeld and Kramer finally get to "see the baby" - YouTube

Besides, the neon lights and chicken show, this is the other scene that sticks with me. It was funny.

Mariya116 · Apr 9, 2012

OFFICER: Do you know what the speed limit is on this road?
JERRY: It's gotta be 55!
OFFICER: That's right, it is. Do you know how fast you were going?
JERRY: HAHA, A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 9, 2012

Yeah, that's the one with the sexy girlfriend Jerry had who could convince people of anything!

Mariya116 said:
OFFICER: Do you know what the speed limit is on this road?
JERRY: It's gotta be 55!
OFFICER: That's right, it is. Do you know how fast you were going?
JERRY: HAHA, A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!

Adam Warlock · Apr 10, 2012

ArmyMatt said:
haha, I love when Frank drags the pole in the coffee shop. I love the sound it makes and George's look of horror

"I find tinsel distracting!"

ArmyMatt · Apr 10, 2012

"I find tinsel distracting!"

plus the pole has a great strength to weight ratio. I am gonna get it out of the crawlspace!

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 10, 2012

The Sniffing Accountant episode totally busted me up.

Kramer: So, what are you saying?
Jerry: I don't know, you know, what if...?
Kramer: Drugs? You think he's on drugs?
Jerry: I don't know. All I know he was sniffing.
Kramer: Jerry, listen, we went in on a CD together.
Jerry: I know.
Kramer: And Newman gave you money too. I didn't even meet this guy. We trusted you.
Jerry: Look, it doesn't necessarily mean anything yet, it just means he was sniffing.
Kramer: Well, what else? Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?
Jerry: No, he didn't use 'man'.
Kramer: I mean when he was leaving did he say I'm splittin' ?
Jerry: No, but in one point he did use the bathroom.
Kramer: Whoh!
Jerry: Do you think that's a bad sign?
Kramer: Yes!! Yes, that's what they do! They live in the bathroom! All right, what are we going to do? We are going to get our money back, right?

Kramer and the sniffing accountant - YouTube

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 10, 2012

Levels!

Cosmo Kramer invention #3 - YouTube

ArmyMatt · Apr 10, 2012

also gotta love when Newman and Kramer are in court, and Kramer was supposed to be suicidal because he could never become a banker.

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 10, 2012

One of Newman's MANY nervous breakdowns

ArmyMatt said:
also gotta love when Newman and Kramer are in court, and Kramer was supposed to be suicidal because he could never become a banker.

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 11, 2012

Cosmo Kramer: A hot bowl of mulligatawny would hit the spot.
Elaine: Mulligatawny?
Cosmo Kramer: Yes, it's a delightful Hindu concoction simmered to perfection by one of the great soup artisans in the modern era.
Elaine: Who, the Soup Nazi?
Cosmo Kramer: He's not a Nazi, Elaine. He just happens to be a little eccentric. Most geniuses are.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098904/quotes?qt0417172

ArmyMatt · Apr 11, 2012

Jerry: where are you?
Kramer: I'm at the intersection of First and First....how can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 11, 2012

ArmyMatt said:
Jerry: where are you?
Kramer: I'm at the intersection of First and First....how can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

gurneyhalleck1 · Apr 11, 2012

I like the one where George was wearing the wedding ring to make people think he was married; he thought women would date him but instead they are highly-attracted yet won't commit adultery with him!

Mariya116 · Apr 11, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
I like the one where George was wearing the wedding ring to make people think he was married; he thought women would date him but instead they are highly-attracted yet won't commit adultery with him!

I wear a "True love waits" ring which looks just like a plain wedding band (no one notices the thin engraving), and I achieve my goal of not being bothered either way.

ArmyMatt · Apr 11, 2012

I love when George's girlfriends refuse to break up with him, and the one gets a tan and George says she looks like a carrot

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