OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 12, 2012

"The library investigator's name is actually Bookman?" "It's true." "That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named Cone." - Kramer and the Librarian, in "The Library"

Adam Warlock · Jun 12, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
"The library investigator's name is actually Bookman?" "It's true." "That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named Cone." - Kramer and the Librarian, in "The Library"

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 12, 2012

I love how Bookman is supposed to be like a hardcore Jack Webb Dragnet type. The guy was PRICELESS!

joyfulthanks · Jun 12, 2012

Having lived in far south Texas where huge numbers older folks from up north flock for the winter, I loved the one where Jerry's Dad loses the condo association presidency because Jerry buys him a car and they go to dinner after the early bird special is already over.

George's wallet is also priceless:

JERRY: You know it is better without this big wallet. It's more comfortable.

GEORGE: It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong.

JERRY: Why?

(George pulling out his wallet.)

GEORGE: Because important things go in a case. You got a skull for your brain, a plastic sleeve for your comb, and a wallet for your money.

(Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.)

JERRY: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.

GEORGE: I need everything in there.

(Jerry looking through George's wallet )

JERRY: Irish money?

GEORGE: I might go there.

JERRY: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster....

joyfulthanks · Jun 12, 2012

My favorite part of the Latvian Orthodox episode was George's parents and the squirrels:

Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?

George: For a woman.

Frank: A woman? What are you out of your mind?

Estelle: Why can’t you do anything like a normal person?

Frank: Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

George: No it’s a regular religion.

Frank: I’m calling my lawyer. It might not be too late to get out of this.

George: I don’t want to get out of it.

Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. You’re under their

control.

Frank: What, they brainwashed you?

George: No no.

Frank: You’re not performing any rituals in this house.

Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. I beg you.

Frank: And stay away from those squirrels.

joyfulthanks · Jun 12, 2012

Jerry: I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.

joyfulthanks · Jun 12, 2012

Frank Costanza: [yelling] Serenity now. Serenity now.
George Costanza: What is that?
Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say: "SERENITY NOW"
George Costanza: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 12, 2012

We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

joyfulthanks · Jun 12, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

What an appropriate name. It means "View of the Mouth."

Colleen1 · Jun 12, 2012

joyfulthanks said:
What an appropriate name. It means "View of the Mouth."

lol

ArmyMatt · Jun 12, 2012

George: WHY couldn't you have squeezed one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? why did you have to destroy twelve computers?
Kramer: George, you listen to me....I owe you one.

Anna Scott · Jun 12, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

Gurney,
Your avatar is just toooo much. lol

Anna

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 12, 2012

Rus always gets offended by my icons, but I like to give folks a laugh. It's just my nature. Too much consistency is bland. I'll settle down one of these days!

Anna Scott said:
Gurney,
Your avatar is just toooo much. lol

Anna

joyfulthanks · Jun 13, 2012

Frank Costanza: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"

Frank Costanza: "The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 13, 2012

"I notice she's big on the phrase 'yada yada'." "Is 'yada yada' bad?" "No, yada yada's good. She's very succinct." "She is succinct." "It's like you're dating USA Today." - Jerry and George, talking about Marcy, in "The Yada Yada"

joyfulthanks said:
Frank Costanza: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"

Frank Costanza: "The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

ArmyMatt · Jun 13, 2012

Jerry: Kramer!
Elaine: stop the fight!
George: tamale!

from the episide with the cockfight, one of my favorite endings to a Seinfeld show

Adam Warlock · Jun 16, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
We're moving into DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!!! (Frank)

joyfulthanks said:
What an appropriate name. It means "View of the Mouth."

"We're gonna be in the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse, we're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court!"

Anna Scott · Jun 16, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
Rus always gets offended by my icons, but I like to give folks a laugh. It's just my nature. Too much consistency is bland. I'll settle down one of these days!

No need to be consistent or settled down. I often tell Adam W. that his avatars scare me. lol. I have to bug you boys about something.

ArmyMatt · Jun 16, 2012

I know it's not a quote, but I loved when the cast would be on a payphone, and the person on the other end would mess with them, and they would slam the receiver into the wall or top of the payphone.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 16, 2012

Did you watch the behind the scenes stuff about Elaine's dad? The guy who played him was NUTS! The whole cast was terrified of him. Mr. Benis was supposed to reappear in a bunch of episodes again, but Seinfeld, Alexander, and the rest all demanded he not be allowed to come back....

You should watch it!

ArmyMatt said:
I know it's not a quote, but I loved when the cast would be on a payphone, and the person on the other end would mess with them, and they would slam the receiver into the wall or top of the payphone.

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