OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

[gurneyhalleck1]

It never fails, when people get off-track on a thread and talk about something having fun and laughing, trying to actually start a thread about it seems to blow in my face. Oh well, I'll give it a whirl!

What is your favorite Seinfeld moment? I found Jackie Chiles to be hysterically funny. Check this out! 4:30 is my favorite time on this....

Jackie Chiles perfect attorney - YouTube

I know I can count on Adam Warlock and ArmyMatt to help me out here!

 

[inconsequential]

Posting videos with my phone is a hassle but I love Seinfeld. For starting this thread...

"No soup for you...one year!"

 

[ArmyMatt]

favorite moment? when George saves that great fish, er mammal (whatever), the beached whale.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

LOL!!!

Seinfeld - Marine Biologist - YouTube

"A strange calm came over me....I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment...I was a marine biologist!"

favorite moment? when George saves that great fish, er mammal (whatever), the beached whale.

 

[ArmyMatt]

and it never fails, everytime the episode where George converts to Latvian Orthodoxy, my dad always asks me if that's what it's like. although not a Seinfeld moment, it is my favorite me and dad watching Seinfeld moment.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I told my dad the same thing! We talked about how the show got just about everything except the beards wrong! LOL

a) no icons in their church at all!

b) the nun gives the final blessing of the liturgy!!!

c) George gets "chrismated" practically in a few days after a "test"

d) Everything looks like a Latin Mass

e) The Kavorka--nuff said!

and it never fails, everytime the episode where George converts to Latvian Orthodoxy, my dad always asks me if that's what it's like. although not a Seinfeld moment, it is my favorite me and dad watching Seinfeld moment.

 

[Adam Warlock]

A few favorites:
1. The entire episode with Eric the Clown, the pinky toe, Jerry heckling somebody at her office, and Kramer's "Now I'm driving the bus" story.

2. Killing independent George. "I had to eat at Reggie's. Reggie's!"

3. Serenity now, insanity later.

4. Is the movie at the Paradise or the Paragon?

5. "I can see you, Ramon!" Ramon the Pool Guy.

6. Kramer cancels his mail

7. Elaine tries to get rid of the barking dog

8. Kramer, Jerry, and the Cigar Store Indian

9. The Marble Rye

10. Kenny Rogers' Roasters

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I love the episode where George does the opposite and tells that girl, "My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents"

to which the girl enthusiastically says "I'm Victoria! Hi!"

George Costanza Does The Opposite - YouTube

"It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong."
– George Costanza

A few favorites:
1. The entire episode with Eric the Clown, the pinky toe, Jerry heckling somebody at her office, and Kramer's "Now I'm driving the bus" story.

2. Killing independent George. "I had to eat at Reggie's. Reggie's!"

3. Serenity now, insanity later.

4. Is the movie at the Paradise or the Paragon?

5. "I can see you, Ramon!" Ramon the Pool Guy.

6. Kramer cancels his mail

7. Elaine tries to get rid of the barking dog

8. Kramer, Jerry, and the Cigar Store Indian

9. The Marble Rye

10. Kenny Rogers' Roasters

 

[Adam Warlock]

I also liked the "black market shower heads" and the episode with the TV Guide guy

 

[Knee V]

"I'm not gonna eat the pie."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

LOL!

"I'm not gonna eat the pie."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I like the episode where Kramer was basting himself with butter as a new skin moisturizer that he thought would solve all his problems; Newman kept dreaming of Kramer as something edible!

 

[Dylan Michael]

I really do like the conversion episode.

A priest I know, who also happens to be my philosophy professor, loves Seinfeld (and the Simpsons) He uses Seinfeld to illustrate points sometimes.

 

[Dylan Michael]

I like the one where they go to India for a wedding and the episode is played backwards.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I like the episode where Elaine has to sleep at Jerry's parents' condo in Florida. She keeps having that bar kill her back and then takes all those pain pills that make her shout "Stella!!! Stella!!!"

My wife laughs so hard at that episode that she has tears in her eyes....

STELLLAAA!!! - YouTube

 

[LewsTherin]

The jerk store called...

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

...and they're running out of you!" LOL

I won't quote the "with your mother" comment that ensued!!!

The jerk store called...

 

[Knee V]

"I don't have a square to spare."

 

[Blonde]

LOL!!! Love Seinfeld! Cramer with the bladder ball thrown off the roof, Bizarro world when Elaine makes the new friends......

 

[Blonde]

Oh man, I love the one with George Steinbrenner and the food, LOL