Paladin Dave
The Beauty's Beast
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Mega laughs. Maldirk calls you the prodigy of a dog, since he doesn't swear.As for the sweating, I sweat because I am a man, not a gangly little half-breed.
"Oh, so killing my wife and mother (dang, don't look at me like that, I'm not Oeddipus!) isn't provocation? Or stabbing me? Or punching me until I cried like a girly man?"and you willingly attack women without provocation.
"What if a woman moved in on Sathria? What then, Mr. Nutty Paladin! Provacation enough for ya! What if a woman like Al Franken or Adam Sandler moved in on her?"I doubt I need to explain what happens to people who do that, or those who try to harm her in any way.....
"We shall see, Sir RollyPolly!" Maldirk flexes his small muscles, before a small dog comes and steals his sword. He tackles the dog, but it keeps running, carrying a sword twice as long as its body in its mouth.As for your looks.... I am not necessarily qualified to comment on that.
"At least my King isn't Burger King, Mr. Fatso Paladin!"you are loyal to money, not your King