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[CPman2004]

Ok Theo and Dawn I think you need to come to my Hut so that I may figure out what is happening to you.

*Prepares the Lab

*CPman talks to himself aloud
"Wait they shouldn't know anything about the lab"
"Your right"

*CPman notices all the looks of confusion on everyone.

Oh sorry I don't have any lab, nope I sure don't.

*Calls in some trained medical people.

 

[Wolflily]

*Wolf, locked in the closet, tries to warn Theo and Dawn about CP's real motives and his experimentation on everyone, but she's bound and gagged and can't make a sound. Not even a growl.*

 

[Theofilus]

Dawn, your nose is kinda funny. Let me see your butt. Er... I mean, that is... uh... let me feel your butt. Uh... I want to check if you have a tail too. Realy, that's all. Why do you look so disappointed?

 

[dsdumpling]

*shows Theo her butt..er, her tail* Well? What do you think?

 

[Wolflily]

*Hears Theo flirting with Dawn, yet again. Thinks to herself...*

Man, they can't even stop drooling over each other long enough to know when they are in major danger. He's turning them into BUNNIES, for crying out loud!!! At least the rest of us, so far, are predators.

*Tries to wriggle free of bonds - feels them loosening bit by bit.

 

[CPman2004]

*Wolf, locked in the closet, tries to warn Theo and Dawn about CP's real motives and his experimentation on everyone, but she's bound and gagged and can't make a sound. Not even a growl.*

MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Finds Wolflily

What happened here?*unties her* Are you ok?

Theo, DS! Now we don't want any naughty stuff happening

 

[Wolflily]

*Looks at CP in confusion.*

HUH?! You put me in here. Oh great. We've got Jekyll and Hyde playing Dr. Moreau. CP, what are we gonna do with you?

 

[Theofilus]

*shows Theo her butt..er, her tail* Well? What do you think?

Yes, very nice... er tail. Yes you have a tail. That's what I was looking at. Dawn, I think those bunnies that bit us were werebunnies. Now we're werebunnies too.

Are werebunnies carniverous? I have an urge for raw meat. Wolf meat.

 

[CPman2004]

*Looks at CP in confusion.*

HUH?! You put me in here. Oh great. We've got Jekyll and Hyde playing Dr. Moreau. CP, what are we gonna do with you?

*offended* I did no such thing!!!


*CPman goes into his hut/greenhouse to tend his plants, and won't come out till wolflily says sorry

 

[dsdumpling]

Werebunnies!! Oh no and it's not even a full moon. I'm kinda hungry too. *twitches nose and sniffs the air*

 

[Wolflily]

Oh, man. Now I've seen everything. A mad scientist who gets his feelings hurt after locking me in the closet and turning Dawn and Theo into werebunnies, and a werebunny who thinks he's gonna tangle with a she-wolf.

I'm going swimming. You guys are nuts!

 

[Wolflily]

*Starts for the beach, then feels bad for CP and heads for his cottage to apologize.*

Hey, CP. Buddy! Ok, I didn't mean to hurt your tender feelings, sweetness. But whatever you're putting in the water, you've got to cut it out. You don't know what you're messing with. Whatever gave you the idea to turn them into BUNNIES?! Oh, don't look at me. I'm a natural - you can't duplicate nature, pal. That's how people get hurt.

Friends again?

 

[CPman2004]

*Starts for the beach, then feels bad for CP and heads for his cottage to apologize.*

Hey, CP. Buddy! Ok, I didn't mean to hurt your tender feelings, sweetness. But whatever you're putting in the water, you've got to cut it out. You don't know what you're messing with. Whatever gave you the idea to turn them into BUNNIES?! Oh, don't look at me. I'm a natural - you can't duplicate nature, pal. That's how people get hurt.

Friends again?

Yeah. We are friends.

But I didn't create the werebunnies.

*Looks around and all the sudden they hear "DUH DUH DUN" music
What was that?

 

[Theofilus]

*2 six foot tall bunnies come hopping out of Theo's and Dawn's hut. One of them starts sniffing the ground and then they both start toward the beach. When they find Wolfie, they start sniffing her up and down. One of them has an evil grin and his mouth starts watering.*

This creature smells like wolf meat but doesn't look like a wolf. What do you say? Are you hungry enough to try it, or should we go look elsewhere?

 

[Wolflily]

Oh figures. My phase is over and they're bigger than me. And uglier too.
But bunnies can't swim, so...

*Runs swiftly on those hot little legs and dives into the surf.*

Nya nya nya...

 

[dsdumpling]

*smells woman* I don't know..doesn't look like a wolf. We better keep searching.

 

[Wolflily]

*Backstroking...*

La da dee, la da daaaaaa

 

[CPman2004]

*out of the jungle comes two darts that put the bunny creatures to sleep

*CPman comes out of the jungle with a cup of a bubbling mixture

*CPman gives it to them

*They start turning back into humans and CPman leaves some cloths for them

*CPman walks back to his hut unnoticed

 

[Wolflily]

*Peeks from the waves*

I saw that. I KNEW it. That guys gonna mess us ALL up for sure. I'm not drinking ANYTHING he makes...

 

[CPman2004]

*CPman is peacefully back in his hut and he starts to make some mini pizzas