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Wolflily

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*Wolf, who turned back into a human during sleep, hears rustling at the cottage entrance and wakes up to see Bev barging in with Enj, followed by a headhunter. She scratches her messed up hair groggily and tries to sit up. But every muscle aches like mad.*

What the... What are YOU all doing in my cottage? Hey, give a gal some privacy, huh? I haven't got a stitch ON HERE. Jeepers.

*Bev shoves the boys back out again, apologizing profusely, expecting a wolf where a woman now lies. Wolf comes out in a few minutes wrapped in a sarong.*

Ok, I'm decent now. What's up? Hey Enj! Where've ya been? Hey CP!! Where've YOU been? You guys missed all the lunacy last night. Speaking of which, where's Dawn and Theo? They must have had it with all the wild animals running around camp. I owe you guys a huge apology. I fully expected to stay on the other side of the island until this phase passed, but I got caught up in all the drama trying to keep Theo from getting his head swiped and next thing you know, SNOWY sets a whole warren of rabbits loose right in the middle of camp. What's a wolf to do? I'm hanging out with my jaguar friend, getting ready to stalk the OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND where WE BELONG and suddenly the scent of terrified bunnies reaches my nose. I can't exercise any self-control in that wolf form, guys, ya gotta understand.

And now we discover that Snowy is a weretiger. So, SHE's gonna change into a white tiger when the moon is full and you will have two wild animals on your hands approximately two-three days out of every month.

*Asks in a small, shy voice while twisting her hair in her fingers...*
You guys sure you want us travelling with you after all?
 
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Wolflily said:
*Wolf, who turned back into a human during sleep, hears rustling at the cottage entrance and wakes up to see Bev barging in with Enj, followed by a headhunter. She scratches her messed up hair groggily and tries to sit up. But every muscle aches like mad.*

What the... What are YOU all doing in my cottage? Hey, give a gal some privacy, huh? I haven't got a stitch ON HERE. Jeepers.

*Bev shoves the boys back out again, apologizing profusely, expecting a wolf where a woman now lies. Wolf comes out in a few minutes wrapped in a sarong.*

Ok, I'm decent now. What's up? Hey Enj! Where've ya been? Hey CP!! Where've YOU been? You guys missed all the lunacy last night. Speaking of which, where's Dawn and Theo? They must have had it with all the wild animals running around camp. I owe you guys a huge apology. I fully expected to stay on the other side of the island until this phase passed, but I got caught up in all the drama trying to keep Theo from getting his head swiped and next thing you know, SNOWY sets a whole warren of rabbits loose right in the middle of camp. What's a wolf to do? I'm hanging out with my jaguar friend, getting ready to stalk the OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND where WE BELONG and suddenly the scent of terrified bunnies reaches my nose. I can't exercise any self-control in that wolf form, guys, ya gotta understand.

And now we discover that Snowy is a weretiger. So, SHE's gonna change into a white tiger when the moon is full and you will have two wild animals on your hands approximately two-three days out of every month.

*Asks in a small, shy voice while twisting her hair in her fingers...*
You guys sure you want us travelling with you after all?


*walks from the forest* huh?..what happened?..last thing I remember was seeing a wolf and a jaguar and passing out
 
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*limps back into camp* Some stupid bunny bit me on my ankle and it's swelling up. I can't find Theo anywhere. Have you guys seen him? I made this fire and then thought I heard growling and snarling in the jungle and I went in to check it out. Ouch *limp* this really hurts. I didn't know stupid rabbits would bite. *sits down my fire and exams swollen ankle* Bev, do you have anything in your...hey, who's he? *stares at native* Bev do you have anything in your bag that would help my swollen...hey, who's he? *stares at enj* Do you have anything in your bag for my swollen ankle?
 
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*Theo comes walking out of the woods, obviously in pain. When Dawn sees him she asks him what's wrong.*

You know those bunnies that have been running around here? I was trying to catch one that we could have as a pet. When I finally got it, it bit the back of my hand. My hand is all swollen up. I'm feeling light headed too. Can bunnies be venemous?
 
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Here, you two. I've got some salve. Are you sure you're both cut out for this adventuring? You've had a jaguar, a tiger, and a wolf running amidst you and you two manage to get injured by bunnies. come here, let me help you.
 
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dsdumpling said:
*limps back into camp* Some stupid bunny bit me on my ankle and it's swelling up. I can't find Theo anywhere. Have you guys seen him? I made this fire and then thought I heard growling and snarling in the jungle and I went in to check it out. Ouch *limp* this really hurts. I didn't know stupid rabbits would bite. *sits down my fire and exams swollen ankle* Bev, do you have anything in your...hey, who's he? *stares at native* Bev do you have anything in your bag that would help my swollen...hey, who's he? *stares at enj* Do you have anything in your bag for my swollen ankle?

Sinced you missed the campfire would you like to buy "Campfire" the special edition DVD with many special features?
 
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Bends down to check Dawn and Theo's bites to see if they are not poisonous. Checks pulse and forehead for fever. Takes tea tree oil out of bottomless handbag and applies it to bites.

There you are you two! The bites aren't poisonous. Have you both met my new friemd Pooey? Dawni! He's a good bloke now...but, you'll never gues that he was a headhunter would you? Had to do a few of the tricks I applied to Sunset in the cave to break up a headhunting excursion though. His mates are still treading water though.
*grabs Theo's hand and helps him up*....Men! Theo! Wait till they have babies then you can get a pet one! Struth mate! You don't touch the adults!
And believe me.....unless Wolfie, the tiger and the jaguar don't get them first...they'll have plenty of those!

Come on enj! Come on Snowy! We've got fishing to do. This mob hasn't eaten since we caught the crabs.
 
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Nope. No rabies with bunnues Dawn. Know enough about them In Australia.
Just sit there while I get you yout meal A good appetite is a good sign.

I've found a pepper tree on the Island, so I've cooked you all a special meal. Hope it tastes alright!
I cooked the fish in coconut milk, let it bake in the hot coals then sprinkled it with rock salt and ground pepper. It's also sprinkled with freshly ground sea kelp Dawnie so you'll like it! My own recipe! Hop in and get that into you.
Here you go Theo! Your's is here too mate! Found some mangoes on the Island too and some Pineapples....so we won't go hungry.
YUM!!! This fish doesn't taste half bad huh? Considering we haven't got all the luxuries of modern civilization and have to live off the land!

LEERRVE the hat you made for Theo!
 
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*Wolf comes back from her walk in the jungle.*

Hey all! How's them bumps and bruises, Theo, Dawn? Did you manage to survive Attack of the Bunnies?
CP - he's got a stinking video camera. Hey, put that away! I don't like having my picture taken. What are you filming, anyway? Sea turtles? Headhunters? Bev cooking around the campfire?

Snowy - you look a little green around the gills, girl. You feeling alright? Should have had enough protein with all those bunnies you gobbled down the other night. Here, have some of Bev's tea. She makes some mighty good brew -
Hey Cookie! Someone's gotta take charge of feeding this army - might as well be you. Hey, if you run out of fresh meat, just wait another month and I'll go catch something for you.

*Hears wildcat scream in the jungle. Turns around and yells back...*

HEY JAG! HOW'S IT GOIN' BABE! STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, HUH?!
Ok, what's for eats. It all looks so scrumptious!!! Thanks Bev...
 
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Nope Wolf I video taped the campfire and transfered it to DVD for sale. It is for the people who want the experiance of being outdoors but want to stay indoors. I am planing to make a lot of money with this idea ;)

*CPman notices a bunny hanging around his hut, he gets a wicked grin on his face.
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