Only one

[Bevlina]

Bev and Pooey silently watch from up the palm tree...she aims the blowpipe at Wolfie and fires at her backside for telling fibs....

Pooey gathers Snowy in his huge black arms and carries her up the palm tree...

 

[Snowy]

suddenly turns into a snow white tiger..liek the one for my av

 

[Wolflily]

Major SNARL!!!!
What bit me on the bum?!
*Bev waves from up a tree with her very own savage to hold her tight*

Oh, YOU - the storyteller extraordinaire!!!!
Got any more big ones to share tonight?

*Wolf jumps up and down at the base of the palm tree, snarling and growling just to scare those two witless. Seems to be working*

 

[Snowy]

*falls from the tree..waking up..to see a mad wolf...jumps on my feet in a second and starts roaring at this strange wolf*

 

[Wolflily]

You want a piece of ME?!!! Bring it ON...

 

[Bevlina]

Bev and Pooey leave the tree and haul Wolfie unto the jungle....

Bev speaks to Wofie as the ex canibal headhunter watches. He has bathes and doesn't pong anymore.

Hey Wolfie! I'm teaching Theo a lesson! He's gotta learn to share from the start! I'm not swimming in dirty shower water in our pool! Perish the thought*slaps forehead with palm of hand* Struth....we're coming down the tree soon! Now go and get that darn shark Snowy's turned herself into will ya! Give it a bite on it's flapping fins and turn it back to Snowy! Pooey doesn't look half bad after his shower does he? *gives Wolfie a Mars Bar*...Quit snarling at it! You like it as a woman! Now be a Wolf and eat the thing!

 

[Snowy]

a tiger against a wolf?...(imagine its a white tiger please)

 

[Bevlina]

Pooey's head whirls....all speak with strange accents except HIS woman. Wait! Didn't she ask if he spoke Australian? She's an Australian? He scratches his head...and watches her as she poises herself as if to dive. He screams inside...noooooo...not onto sand! He tries to stop her....too late!!! Like a bird in flight he watches as she plunges to a pool behind a hut and surfaces....

He hears her cry out " WOW THEO!!! YOU MADE YOUR HOT POOL BIGGER!!! COME ON POOEY!! DIVE IN!!"

And like an obedient little dog....the huge ex headhunter cannibal dives into Theo's and Dawn's hot pool and bathes in the delight of warm water....

He watches as she climbs out and runs to another white woman...

"Dawnie!! Me and my mate Pooey are having a great time in your pool!"

 

[Snowy]

prowls around roaring like crazy..making the birds on the beach take flight

 

[Bevlina]

Runs after Snowy...now you come back to being a human and leave the poor birds alone little lady. And go and catch those rabbits or Pooey will have your head on his belt . O.K.?

 

[Wolflily]

*Wolf stands her ground against Snowy the White Tigress while her friend Jaguar sneaks up behind her.*
Ok, NOW who's got the mouth, huh?
*Wolf laughs (still looks like a snarl) and says...*
Hey, we're all on the same team. Let's get these bunny mcnuggets and FEAST, ladies!!

*Bev keeps trying to get Wolf to eat a Mars bar to get her mind off of meat, just in case she has ideas about eating Bev's new guy pal.*

Would you put that thing away? Save it for that other time of the month. I'm playing with my wildcat friends over here - we're catchin silly wabbits. Good idea hitting the hot tub! I think you'll be safe there until this feeding frenzy is over. We just may join you later, to clean up the bluh, uh, mess we're making all over our silky fur. Keep the water hot for us, huh? Whatta think of that idea, Snow?

 

[Snowy]

*looks at Bevlina..like I have no idea who she is..where I am..or what she's talkign about...roars at her...thinkign she's a threat to me..and hoping that will scare her off...or I will have to take extreme measures to defend myself from this strange creature on two legs*

 

[Bevlina]

Wolfie...quit grinning like that! No wonder Snowy turned into a tiger!

 

[Snowy]

*seeing that my roaring doesn't scare Bevlina off..I run towards her...in hunting mode...while roaring at the same time*

 

[Wolflily]

Hey, whoa Tigress! Back off the Bev. She's our mate. You can only hunt other animals on this island or cannibal headhunters that aren't madly in love with Bev. Thems the rules.

Hey, nice pic of me, huh Bev? Aren't I luscious with those big golden eyes and sparkly white teefs? But I'm not exactly smiling here - I'm telling Snowy to leave you and the rest of our clan alone or she's gonna have to answer to me.

 

[Snowy]

*stops and turns to look at wolfie* Your not the boss of me...*turns and heads for the jungle...a few minutes later everyone hears a loud roar*



(got to go..goodnight all..God Bless! s)

 

[Wolflily]

*Wolf, exhausted from all the shenanigans, flops down in the hot tub with Bev and Pooey.*

Guess I showed her, huh? Man, all this hunting and protecting and running around like a maniac, and fixing messed up stories, has plumb wore me out. After my bath, I am curling up in my cottage and sleeping!

(Night all...)

 

[Bevlina]

Night Wolfie! No snoring...I'm gonna grab a bit of a sleep ...if I can get Pooey to lay off gawking at me that is...struth...anyone would think he'd never seen a white woman before. *goes into hut and starts to sleep...wakes up...with eyes staring at the wall.*
That you in my hut Pooey? GET OUTTA HERE!!

 

[CPman2004]

*CPman gets walks out of his hut/greenhouse holding a venus flytrap.

What has happend?

*Goes back in and there is interesting shapes seen through the glass in the greenhouse. Someone hears "I know, I know you need food, just wait for the best moment."

 

[enjolras]

huh? what happened? i must have gotten lost runing after bev???