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Bevlina

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Don't *puff* look behind Dawn!!! *pant* Just focus in what we are going to do with the million of dollars wer're gonna have...*puff* when we cash these diamonds in!! We found them in the cave!! *pant...*pant*....they're ours!!!!

(p.s.) If anyone wants to know how Dawn and I got the diamonds ... download the thread by pressing thread tools, onto your hard drive and read it in your spare time...it's quite a story!)
 
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*grabs Theo's hand* You're coming with us! We need some protection and I trust you. Now run and don't let Bev out of your sight! We're coming girlfriend!!! *throws Theo a Mars bar* You'll need some energy to keep up with us. *pant, puff, pant* Whew Bev...thank God we got away from them...I don't know about Superman! *looks over shoulder* I don't think they're coming. *flops on ground* Here Theo, have some sea kelp, it's good for you...really. *hands Theo and Bev sea kelp* Ok, we need to find somewhere to get rid of these rocks and go on a vacation...let's rest here for a while.
 
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Oh boy! Thanks Dawn...I needed that sea kelp! You OK Theo? Mind you, Dawn and I have run up and down cliffs and everything...you'll be right! *chomps on sea kelp*
Hey Dawn! There's a barn over there! Let's hide in there!! Come on Theo!! *puff*...*pant*.....*hides behind a heap of junk*....
Whew!!! .... that was a close call I reckon! Better check the diamonds...yep...they are all there...*flops on some hay* Do you hear the pitter patter of feet Dawn? I think we lost them. OOOOWW...*pulls hayfork out of bum*.....struth Dawn...we've been in some dangerous situations....*chomps on sea kelp and Mars bar*
Wish we had some coffee....
 
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. . . more pitter-patter of little feet. Bev looks up apprehensively at the beams above them. "You don't think there be mice up there do ya?"

"Naw, those footfalls are too hard sounding to be mice. Unless they are mice with combat boots on. Ah ahahaha, I crack me up." Snifs, yawns, scraches.
Closes eyes. . .

Suddenly something lands on Bev's head. She swats it off, swats another. Looks up and the sky is filled with tiny parachutes, all with pokadots.

Bev groans. "oh no, we've been infested by the Corse!" [combination of miniture cow and horse, of course of course]
 
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dsdumpling

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*grabs Theo's hand and runs out of barn* Hey, which way...*points left* lets go towards those mountains Bev. *peels off some sea kelp and hands to Bev and Theo* Here guys, munch on this whilst we're running. *jogging* Bev, I don't think anything is after us right now...*looks over shoulder* don't see anyone coming.
 
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Bevlina

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Hang on Dawn!! We've got to help Kia out of that mess!!! I'll hide the diamonds then we'll grab his hand and pull!!! *puff*...*pant* *SQUELCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!* *puff* There! Gotcha! OK Dawn!!! Come on Theo!! Keep running!!! I've got the diamonds Dawn!!!!
*pant*....nobody's following us...I don't think Dawn....*stops*...*looks behind*
WHEW!!! Let's flop down near these trees! Then...we'll head for those mountains and be there in no time....*brushes quicksand off hands*....wow Dawn!! We've got a bit of time to put some lippy on!!
 
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*rummages in purse for my red lippy* I want whatever is in those hills to see me coming. Bev, do we have time to paint our nails? Mine look horrible!! I can walk and paint at the same time. *looks for red nail polish* Found it! Lets go. *paints nails* Theo, don't let me walk into anything.
 
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WOW!!! Can we try that lippy too Kua?? It looks...and smells too good to be true!!!
*tries lippy*...YUMMMMMM!!! WOW Dawn!! Take a look at THAT!!! Have a Mars Bar Kua! *Hands Mars Bar to Kua* Nope....we'll be able to get to those mountains in no time the way we run! But don't worry! We'll help you if you run out of puff!!
Come on girls!!! Time to RUN AGAIN!!
 
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