old but funny

emily93

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During Sermon at a Sunday service , the Pastor said: "If I had all the Beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".

And the congregation cried, "Amen! "

"And if I had all the Wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".

And the congregation cried: "Amen!"

“And if I had all the Whiskey and Rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river".

Again the congregation cried: "Amen!"...

The Pastor sat down.

The Junior Pastor then stood up and said: "For our closing Hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from the river".

The whole Congregation SCREAMED *HALLELUJAH!*