Obama's Cabinet Contest

[drstevej]

Here are the Cabinet Positions and my suggestions. If you come up with one I like better I will replace it and rep you... Post your suggestions.

OBAMA CABINET

Agriculture - Steve Hager, Editor in Chief High Times Magazine
Commerce - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Eliot Spitzer's (Client No. 9) call girl
Defense - Cindy Shehane
Education - Mary Kay Letourneau, teacher and of 13 year old Vili Fualaau and mother of two of his children
Energy - Fred Flintstone
Health and Human Services - Jack Kevorkian
Homeland Security - William Ayers, former Weatherman
Housing and Urban Development - Half Brother George Hussein Onyango Obama
Interior - Graham Hill, founder treehugger.com
Justice - O.J. Simpson, he was just getting his stuff
Labor - Britney Spears
State - Dennis Kucinich, renamed Department of Altered States
Transportation - Jason Statham, The Transporter
Treasury - William "Cold Cash" Jefferson, hiding $90,000 in a freezer
Veterans Affairs - Lara Logan, CBS News' Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent who was involved in a Baghdad love triangle with a married US State Department contractor and CNN international correspondent

 

[ReformedChapin]

Here are the Cabinet Positions and my suggestions. If you come up with one I like better I will replace it and rep you... Post your suggestions.

OBAMA CABINET

Agriculture - Steve Hager, Editor in Chief High Times Magazine
Commerce - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Eliot Spitzer's (Client No. 9) call girl
Defense - Cindy Shehane
Education - Markos Moulitsas Zúniga, Founder and Executive Editor Daily Kos
Energy - Fred Flintstone
Health and Human Services - John Edwards, loyal compassion toward his wife with cancer
Homeland Security - William Ayers, former Weatherman
Housing and Urban Development - Half Brother George Hussein Onyango Obama
Interior - Graham Hill, founder treehugger.com
Justice - O.J. Simpson, he was just getting his stuff
Labor - Britney Spears
State - Dennis Kucinich, renamed Department of Altered States
Transportation - Fred Flinstone
Treasury - William "Cold Cash" Jefferson, hiding $90,000 in a freezer
Veterans Affairs - Lara Logan, CBS News' Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent who was involved in a Baghdad love triangle with a married US State Department contractor and CNN international correspondent

for Transportation-Jason Statham

no one better for transportaion than the transporter

 

[drstevej]

good call. Repped

 

[desmalia]

Health and Human Services - Jack Kevorkian

 

[drstevej]

Health and Human Services - Jack Kevorkian

good call repped

 

[ladyt28]

This is just shameful. I understand that you're not happy with the election results but to be so disrespectful seems to fly in the face of what we are taught which is to PRAY for our leaders. Never forget that with God, ALL things are possible! Pray that God lays a heavy burden on his heart and the hearts of those who surround and advise him to do God's will. Never loose faith in what God can do Regardless of who has been elected.

 

[Jim47]

Looks like a good list to me RepDaddy, but who is gonna run the funny farm?

Oh, I guess that would be Obama himself right

 

[drstevej]

This is just shameful. I understand that you're not happy with the election results but to be so disrespectful seems to fly in the face of what we are taught which is to PRAY for our leaders. Never forget that with God, ALL things are possible! Pray that God lays a heavy burden on his heart and the hearts of those who surround and advise him to do God's will. Never loose faith in what God can do Regardless of who has been elected.

I do pray for him and did today. But I will have some fun too. The two are not mutually exclusive.

 

[drstevej]

Looks like a good list to me RepDaddy, but who is gonna run the funny farm?

Oh, I guess that would be Obama himself right

Funny farm sounds like Department of Agriculture.

 

[PreachersWife2004]

I posted mine in green

Agriculture - Old MacDonald
Commerce - Hugh Hefner
Defense - Jean Claude Van Damme
Education - That teacher that slept with her student and has like five kids with him now.
Energy - Fred Flintstone
Health and Human Services - Jack Kevorkian
Homeland Security - William Ayers, former Weatherman
Housing and Urban Development - Half Brother George Hussein Onyango Obama
Interior - Vern Yip, host of Deserving Design on HGTV
Justice - Victor von Doom
Labor - Michelle Duggar
State - Dennis Kucinich, renamed Department of Altered States
Transportation - Jason Statham, The Transporter
Treasury - William "Cold Cash" Jefferson, hiding $90,000 in a freezer
Veterans Affairs - Lara Logan, CBS News' Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent who was involved in a Baghdad love triangle with a married US State Department contractor and CNN international correspondent __________________

 

[drstevej]

Mary Kay Letourneau reps!

 

[PreachersWife2004]

I often find humor gets me through many bleak days. This is our way of coping with an Obama win, and I don't see anything disrespectful in it.

This is just shameful. I understand that you're not happy with the election results but to be so disrespectful seems to fly in the face of what we are taught which is to PRAY for our leaders. Never forget that with God, ALL things are possible! Pray that God lays a heavy burden on his heart and the hearts of those who surround and advise him to do God's will. Never loose faith in what God can do Regardless of who has been elected.

 

[Jim47]

I often find humor gets me through many bleak days. This is our way of coping with an Obama win, and I don't see anything disrespectful in it.

Me either, and I will be sending him a check at the end of the month, whether I like it or not

 

[Tenebrae]

What would the response be if roles were reversed and a Liberal posted this sort of list about Senator McCain?

 

[drstevej]

What would the response be if roles were reversed and a Liberal posted this sort of list about Senator McCain?

Start your own thread in the WWMC forum. Please do not derail this one.

 

[Tenebrae]

Start your own thread in the WWMC forum. Please do not derail this one.

Answer the question

And heres were a real conservative brings it up

This is just shameful. I understand that you're not happy with the election results but to be so disrespectful seems to fly in the face of what we are taught which is to PRAY for our leaders. Never forget that with God, ALL things are possible! Pray that God lays a heavy burden on his heart and the hearts of those who surround and advise him to do God's will. Never loose faith in what God can do Regardless of who has been elected

I guess shes just de-railing the thread as well?

 

[Rhamiel]

Tenebrae

What would the response be if roles were reversed and a Liberal posted this sort of list about Senator McCain?

that is a valid question, well for the past 8 years i have heard jokes about Bush calling him the dumbest man on earth, that he looks like a chimp and all kinds of horrible stuff, worst part is a lot of people think there jokes were true... I mean he went to Yale for crying out loud.
I can take a joke, I would love to hear some good jokes about who McCain would have put in his cabinet "sorry sir, Tesla can not be secretary of energy... um he passed away" (oh come on McCain is super old jokes are kinda funny)
well people voted for Obama for change, well he should put Dr.Gene Ray as secretary of Education, he can teach the kiddies about the Timecube, is that enough change for you?

 

[Rhamiel]

even better for education
Anatoly Fomenko http://history.mithec.com/

 

[PreachersWife2004]

What would the response be if roles were reversed and a Liberal posted this sort of list about Senator McCain?

Considering liberals are much more "free" with their insults towards Conservatives, I figger their thread would be much worse. But I'd still laugh at it, because if you can't laugh about something then you're taking yourself way too seriously. (That's a general you, btw).

As has been pointed out, the liberals have already done this, although maybe in not so many words and more than likely in not such a humorous way. We've had to endure 8 years of total disrespect from liberals, I think they can put up with a thread or two like this. If they can't, well, maybe they need to stay out of the conservative forum.

 

[MrJim]

..just be careful with humor that it isn't scornful nor mocking~there are some scriptures that deal with this

[mea culpa]