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Maren

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Since we brought up LOLcatz, has anyone read the LOLcatz Bible?

Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have 61% of the Bible translated!
From Matthew 5:
teh catitudes

1 Wen he seez lotz kittehz, he climbz tree. His BFz climbz tree too.
2 He sez hai and he teaches teh kittehs, he sez:
3 Cheezburgrz to teh n00b kittehs, theys can has teh Ceiling.
4 Cheezburgrz to teh sad kittehs, theys can has teh petting.
5 Cheezburgrz to teh jentul kittehs, theys can has teh urfs.
6 Cheezburgrz to teh kittehs who sez "I can has gud, plz?", theys can has it.
7 Cheezburgrz to teh kittehs dat no pwns, Ceiling Cat no pwnz0rz thems.
8 Cheezburgrz to teh kittehs wiff gud hartz, theys can sees Ceiling Cat.
9 Cheezburgrz to teh kittehs dat be makin teh peece, Ceiling Cat is liek "u mai kittehs."
10 Cheezburgrz to teh kittehs dat gets pwned by otehrs fur been gud, theys can has teh Ceiling too.
11 Cheezburgrz if otehrs be liek "DO NOT WANT" to u, an liez abt u, coz of me.
12 B teh happys and selubraets, coz u can has cookiez n cakez in Ceiling. Iz liek wen theys been liek "DO NOT WANT" to all teh holee kittehs b4.
 
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Gee, what I'm doing this summer is totally frivolous compared with what some people are dealing with. For the last few months, I've noticed my eyelids are drooping. Couple of times I've seen a shadow in my right visual field. So....I'm gonna get my eyelids done. To do it right, the plastic surgeon says I need some skin removed, and a brow lift. And since the wife says my nose is getting a bit droopy, and the jowls are starting to sag, I may as well get those things done at the same time. My own extreme makeover. A waste of money? Well, I do need to SEE, and the lids are only gonna get worse with time. If I'm ever going to do it, this is the time--while I'm otherwise healthy, and can get time off work. Hey, some guys my age buy Harleys. I'll do my risk taking with 7 hours of surgery. And it's actually cheaper than a donor cycle. As long as I don't come out looking like Michael Jackson or Kenny Rogers, anything they do to my face will be an improvement. :thumbsup:
 
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