I thought some might find this funny. It is written by parents in a Mississippi district. Check out how literacy programs are working today.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31 and 32.
John has been absent because he had two teeth removed from his face.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31 and 32.
John has been absent because he had two teeth removed from his face.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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