New 'Fun' thread

[ArmyMatt]

Fox News controls the project. Stilgar, Chani, Paul, and all the fremen are now blondes and shapely.

Michael Bay just blows stuff up

 

[Philip_B]

 

[Hermit76]

 

[ArmyMatt]

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I was waiting for him to show up, hahaha!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Michael Bay blows up all of CHOAM’s spice harvesters, the Palace of Arakeen, Sietch Tabr, the Palace on Caladan and Giedi Prime all at the same time.

Michael Bay just blows stuff up

 

[ArmyMatt]

Michael Bay blows up all of CHOAM’s spice harvesters, the Palace of Arakeen, Sietch Tabr, the Palace on Caladan and Giedi Prime all at the same time.

he also sets some of Arrakis' dunes on fire.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Tarantino finds a way to get Harvey Keitel to be involved in Dr. Yueh’s betrayal.

he also sets some of Arrakis' dunes on fire.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Tarantino finds a way to get Harvey Keitel to be involved in Dr. Yueh’s betrayal.

it's also the second to last scene

 

[prodromos]

it's also the second to last scene

With all the other scenes out of chronological order.

 

[ArmyMatt]

With all the other scenes out of chronological order.

and some deep-yet-low-brow banter from some unexpected couple of characters.

 

[rusmeister]

Are you still Dune this conversation? Enough with the gum jabber!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

You better watch it or we’ll make a Rus ghola!!

Are you still Dune this conversation? Enough with the gum jabber!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

And close-up scenes of Jessica Atreides’ feet and talk about the measuring system used on Caladan for soft drinks and burgers.

With all the other scenes out of chronological order.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Lord of the Rings remade by Disney. Lord Elrond is black, Gimley is a Korean woman, and Treebeard is a Japanese Maple. Sauramon is transitioning and Aragorn tries to steal the ring six times.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Lord of the Rings remade by Disney. Lord Elrond is black, Gimley is a Korean woman, and Treebeard is a Japanese Maple. Sauramon is transitioning and Aragorn tries to steal the ring six times.

Gimli and Saruman.

TRIGGERED!!!!!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Bryan Singer directs Lord of the Rings and somehow gay undertones are everywhere. Then abuse lawsuits ensue.

Gimli and Saruman.

TRIGGERED!!!!!

 

[ArmyMatt]

Bryan Singer directs Lord of the Rings and somehow gay undertones are everywhere. Then abuse lawsuits ensue.

M Knight Shyamalan directs and the twist is that Aragorn is really Isildur.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

John Hughes comes back from the grave and directs LOTR. Most of the film is teenage angst growing up in the 2980’s on Middle Earth. John Candy as Gimly. Soundtrack by Enya AND Tears For Fears. The song “Everybody Wants to Rule Gondor” soars to the top of the charts.

M Knight Shyamalan directs and the twist is that Aragorn is really Isildur.

 

[ArmyMatt]

John Hughes comes back from the grave and directs LOTR. Most of the film is teenage angst growing up in the 2980’s on Middle Earth. John Candy as Gimly. Soundtrack by Enya AND Tears For Fears. The song “Everybody Wants to Rule Gondor” soars to the top of the charts.

Frank Capra directs with Jimmy Stewart as Theoden and Lionel Barrymore as the Wormtongue.

 

[Philip_B]

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