New 'Fun' thread

[gurneyhalleck1]

With Lucas the spice would be replaced by midichlorions.

every scene would have use a green screen.

 

[ArmyMatt]

With Lucas the spice would be replaced by midichlorions.

there would be some scene where thousands of Fremen come running across the dunes

 

[Hermit76]

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Lucas would make Dune Messiah very adult and dark and riveting only to make Children of Dune aimed toward kids. The sandtrout would be like Ewoks.

there would be some scene where thousands of Fremen come running across the dunes

 

[ArmyMatt]

Lucas would make Dune Messiah very adult and dark and riveting only to make Children of Dune aimed toward kids. The sandtrout would be like Ewoks.

when Duke Leto dies, Paul shouts, "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

The Third Stage Guild Navigator scene is re-filmed three times. First time he asks for the death of Paul. Then Lucas rethinks it and realizes a guild navigator would never threaten first, they’re too mathematical. Then he changes it back, then he uses CGI to blame the threat on a spice overdose.

when Duke Leto dies, Paul shouts, "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

 

[ArmyMatt]

The Third Stage Guild Navigator scene is re-filmed three times. First time he asks for the death of Paul. Then Lucas rethinks it and realizes a guild navigator would never threaten first, they’re too mathematical. Then he changes it back, then he uses CGI to blame the threat on a spice overdose.

all the while telling the actors they will get a CG facelift...then not doing it.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

The sand worms aren’t enough with Lucas, so he CGI’s in quirky little weird sandtrout squiggling by in the background on pure whimsy.

all the while telling the actors they will get a CG facelift...then not doing it.

 

[ArmyMatt]

The sand worms aren’t enough with Lucas, so he CGI’s in quirky little weird sandtrout squiggling by in the background on pure whimsy.

c'mon now, you know he'd throw six of them in there.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Tarantino directs the film so the movie is renamed $%#*ing Dune and Samuel L. Jackson plays Piter DeVries. Tarantino edged out Jerry Seinfeld who proposed the title, “What’s the Deal with the Gom Jabbar?”

c'mon now, you know he'd throw six of them in there.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Tarantino directs the film so the movie is renamed $%#*ing Dune and Samuel L. Jackson plays Piter DeVries. Tarantino edged out Jerry Seinfeld who proposed the title, “What’s the Deal with the Gom Jabbar?”

M Knight Shyamalan would have Paul as the Emperor the entire time.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Tim Burton remakes Dune with Johnny Depp as Feyd and the Harkonnens end up being a cross between Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands.

1950’s imagery is everywhere.

M Knight Shyamalan would have Paul as the Emperor the entire time.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Tim Burton remakes Dune with Johnny Depp as Feyd and the Harkonnens end up being a cross between Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands.

1950’s imagery is everywhere.

plus, Burton already made sandworms for Beetlejuice.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

“Sandworms.....you hate ‘em, right!? I hate em, too!”

plus, Burton already made sandworms for Beetlejuice.

 

[ArmyMatt]

“Sandworms.....you hate ‘em, right!? I hate em, too!”

I gotta say, it'd be neat to see what Burton would do with a Herbert sandworm.

 

[Hermit76]

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Brett Ratner directs the film and Chris Tucker is cast as Emperor Shadam IV and Jackie Chan plays Dr. Wellington Yueh.

I gotta say, it'd be neat to see what Burton would do with a Herbert sandworm.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Brett Ratner directs the film and Chris Tucker is cast as Emperor Shadam IV and Jackie Chan plays Dr. Wellington Yueh.

Joel Schumacher directs and the film becomes neon and black lights are used, stillsuits get nipples, and everyone rages.

Schumacher apologizes.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Fox News controls the project. Stilgar, Chani, Paul, and all the fremen are now blondes and shapely.

Joel Schumacher directs and the film becomes neon and black lights are used, stillsuits get nipples, and everyone rages.

Schumacher apologizes.