New 'Fun' thread

[Anhelyna]

Why do melons get married in their local parish church?

Because they cantaloupe.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Why do melons get married in their local parish church?

Because they cantaloupe.

that is the worst joke one could.....produce.....

 

[FenderTL5]

that is the worst joke one could.....produce.....

I agree, a real lemon.

 

[Anhelyna]

How to prevent injuring your spine

 

[The Wabash Cannonball]

Not sure if I posted this one before

 

[ArmyMatt]

I agree, a real lemon.

usually I have the horrible jokes, but this time she beet me to the punch.

 

[FenderTL5]

usually I have the horrible jokes, but this time she beet me to the punch.

I didn't know you were Hawaiian?

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[ArmyMatt]

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udderly ridiculous

 

[RobNJ]

udderly ridiculous

I found it very moo-ving

 

[ArmyMatt]

I found it very moo-ving

I think you're full of bullogna

 

[RobNJ]

I think you're full of bullogna

Now, now, you know what they say: "To err is human, to forgive, bovine"

 

[ArmyMatt]

Now, now, you know what they say: "To err is human, to forgive, bovine"

yes, I've herd that one before.

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Andrei D]

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Oh... wowiee, I never realized that was his tie!

 

[ArseniusTheSilent]

best thread ever!

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[prodromos]

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It's not the engineers, it's the Council workers

 

[Philip_B]

It's not the engineers, it's the Council workers

Councils have workers?