New 'Fun' thread

[RobNJ]

How could I have forgotten this one!!

 

[Anhelyna]

Now I'll admit - that's a new one on me

 

[~Anastasia~]

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Guess what I got for Christmas?! I'm going to have to make a thread when I have time. But it's a set of dolls (10!) and they are Church or monastery themed. Each one seems to have a different Church burned and gilded on the body, but everything is in Russian (I guess) so I can't read it.

 

[Anhelyna]

Oh wow - that's going to give you some fun identifying them

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

And to start the new year

 

[~Anastasia~]

 

[~Anastasia~]

 

[~Anastasia~]

 

[RobNJ]

 

[Anhelyna]

This one has caused me a problem -

Once my keyboard etc is clean , coffee free and dry I'll post the translation - I'm still ROFL

And yes - I can understand parts of that - some of the vocab is known to me

 

[Anhelyna]

Translation of the above

<<
"Supernatural entity, creator and ruler of the universe", 3 letters.

CAT >>

And as all cat caretakers know - it's the truth !!

 

[~Anastasia~]

LOL my cat apparently thinks so!

 

[RobNJ]

As it's often said:
"Dogs have owners
Cats have staff"

 

[prodromos]

The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[RobNJ]

LOL!!!! That is SOOO BAD!! I must inflict it on Facebook

 

[Anhelyna]

's probably where it came from

 

[Anhelyna]

Aaaaand from a friend in NewYork State