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Jack Elam's corpse is going to play me in "Left Behind IV: April Fools" in which it is revealed that there is no secret rapture. It was all a big joke orchestrated through Facebook. In a strange turn of events they also realize that in all the excitement that they all inadvertently have contracted Covid-37 and only the antichristical villian Nicolae Scarfacia can save them with his biometrical vaccine/bugspray.I’d like to announce Josh Brolin will be playing me in the upcoming Dune film FYI
I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
Incoming! Duck!a joke most fowl
Incoming! Duck!
where is the sad icon when you need it? There really should have been a Dad Joke alert to introduce thatI ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
I'm adding it to my dadarsenalwhere is the sad icon when you need it? There really should have been a Dad Joke alert to introduce that
at least their noses are covered, so that’s gotta count for something, right?
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