New Fun Thread, Please: Last Post When Thread Closes is King/Queen #10A

[JAS4Yeshua]

No, the remote is mine, as is the TV and the throne.

 

[DavidPresently]

Sits on the throne and programs his universal remote.

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

I use my universal remote to activate the ejector cushion on the throne, sending David out of the thread.

Sorry, but my universal remote is the only one that works in my kingdom.

 

[The LORD's Minstrel]

Well im not paying the bill for this premium cable package deal.
I just want my Jesus Channel.That channel comes free with the TV.

 

[DavidPresently]

Bull-hockey! My universal looks just like yours! *Ejects JAS from throne. See, you do reap what you sow. *Smile turns to a look of concern - what does that mean for me?

 

[DavidPresently]

Thanks The Lord's Minstrel for getting a Jesus Channel for us to watch! Bravo!

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

*Returns to the thread and sits back on the throne.*

Nice try, but my remote is bigger than your remote because I'm the king.

*Presses another button, dropping David into the dungeons.*

Oh, and thanks for the Jesus Channel upgrade, TLM. You will be rewarded with a small hovel in the countryside.

 

[DavidPresently]

It's a miracle! An angel appeared to me and set me free from the dungeons! Wooohoooo!

Now what to do about that menacing JAS?

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

Nothing, because I'm the king!

 

[DavidPresently]

Interesting though, JAS, but I'm on the throne now! And you are banished to a galaxy far, far away.

 

[freeindeed2]

You two keep bickering...I'm the king.

King Fi2

 

[freeindeed2]

You two keep bickering...I'm the king.

King Fi2

 

[DavidPresently]

Negatory, dude. It is I who rules this kingdom.

 

[The LORD's Minstrel]

Im putting the plastic covers back on the throne.
Again someone spilled Kool-aid all over the seat again.

 

[DavidPresently]

LOL. Well it wasn't DP (Dr. Pepper) which is what I'm drinking. That would be a terrible waste...

This plastic is noisy!

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

*Returns from a galaxy far, far away having a new understanding of a mysterious power known as the "Force."*

*Waves hand*

This is not the thread you are looking for.

Jas is king of the thread.

You will leave and trouble Jas no more.

 

[AmeriLovesJesus]

Go me ... again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DavidPresently]

Yes, this is the thread I'm looking for and I will bother JAS no more - I'll just take the throne again.

 

[virtualgirl]

Queen Veeg is here.

Hi everyone.

 

[DavidPresently]

How many times have I been king now? I lost count...