New Fun Thread, Please: Last Post When Thread Closes is King/Queen #10A

[JAS4Yeshua]

She likes it where it is too. Easier to smack me around when I tell her I disagree with that.

 

[IisJustMe]

NO - It's mine - Stay back

I envision you with whip and chair vehemently defending "my" throne from me.

You were partly right. Everything up to Castle was true. Beyond that, it is just imagination.

That's the only advantage to not having a queen. No one to argue with me over that viewpoint. The disadvantages? No one to argue with me over that viewpoint.

Iis :cook: king

Guess I'm gonna have to go lookin' for a nice, fiesty Missouri farm girl

 

[virtualgirl]

Not too fiesty, Iis.

Veeg is queen

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

Iis :cook: king

Your a cook king? You can cook all you want, but you ain't the king. Now get in the kitchen and prepare the meals for the other servants.

King Jas

 

[virtualgirl]

Your a cook king? You can cook all you want, but you ain't the king. Now get in the kitchen and prepare the meals for the other servants.

I'm kinda hungry come to think of it. Send something my way will ya?

Veeg

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

He is cooking for the servants, so you are included.

King Jas

 

[virtualgirl]

Oh, come on JAS. You know you're a softie and will let me have the throne.

*VG smiles her best girlie-girl smile*

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

Sorry, but that won't work on me.

On the other hand, this might work against you.

No one can resist Hazle's puppydog look.

 

[virtualgirl]

Aww. Hazel is cute. Alright. I admit I'm a sap.

You can have the throne. . . but only for a little while longer.


Veeg

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

She's cute and she's spoiled. And, of course, she'll lick you to death if you let her.

 

[virtualgirl]

So that's how the royals bathe, eh?

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

No, I still use a shower. Slobber just doesn't work.

 

[virtualgirl]

Shhhhhhhh. You don't want to hurt Hazel's wittle feewings.

OK. Off the throne, Buster. It's my turn.

Queen Veeg

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

It's Hazle, not Hazel. It was my wife's idea. And don't make me pull out the picture of Hazle again.

King Jas

 

[virtualgirl]

Hazle. Got it.

And don't pull out the picture. I'm a sap remember?


Queen Veeg

 

[JAS4Yeshua]

I suppose I'll be nice and not pull it out. This time.

Only because I'm a good king.

 

[freeindeed2]

Just stopping in to say hello. Hello.

King Fi2

 

[IisJustMe]

Just stopping in to say "Hello, get off my throne!" "Hello, get off my throne!"

Iis king

 

[virtualgirl]

Hello.

It's my throne, Iis. Remember?


Queen Veeg

 

[IisJustMe]

::: flips throne over and points to gold-plated sign :::

"Made for King Iis by Acme Throne Co."

Iis king