A husband and wife are in bed, and there is a knock at the door.
Wife: Darling, wake up someone is knocking the door.
Husband : It's 3 A.M. I have to get up for work in a few hours, go back to sleep.
Wife: It may be important.
Husband: Okay, I will answer it.
The husband gets dressed and answers the door.
man at door: Hi, could you please give me a push?
Husband: I can't. It's 3 A.M. and I have to go to work in a few hours.
The husband shuts th door and goes back to bed.
Wife: Who was at the door?
Husband: Oh, just some guy wanting a push.
Wife: Did you give him a push?
Husband: No! It's 3 A.M. in the morning, and I have work in a few hours.
Wife: Well, that wasn't very Christian-like. What if it was you that was needing a push and someone didn't help you? How would you like it?
Husband: Oh, okay. I will go and give him a push.
The husband puts his clothes back on and goes to the door and opens it. It's dark, and the man is nowhere to be seen.
The husband shouts: Where are you?
Man: I am on the swing!
Wife: Darling, wake up someone is knocking the door.
Husband : It's 3 A.M. I have to get up for work in a few hours, go back to sleep.
Wife: It may be important.
Husband: Okay, I will answer it.
The husband gets dressed and answers the door.
man at door: Hi, could you please give me a push?
Husband: I can't. It's 3 A.M. and I have to go to work in a few hours.
The husband shuts th door and goes back to bed.
Wife: Who was at the door?
Husband: Oh, just some guy wanting a push.
Wife: Did you give him a push?
Husband: No! It's 3 A.M. in the morning, and I have work in a few hours.
Wife: Well, that wasn't very Christian-like. What if it was you that was needing a push and someone didn't help you? How would you like it?
Husband: Oh, okay. I will go and give him a push.
The husband puts his clothes back on and goes to the door and opens it. It's dark, and the man is nowhere to be seen.
The husband shouts: Where are you?
Man: I am on the swing!
