I got this on an email and I got a little laugh out of it. My new name is Buttercup Diaper Lips.
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>>
>> > We all know there are times in life when we'd like
>> > to be known by another name. If you're ever feeling
>> > that need to escape the demands of adult living, now
>> > you can resort to your inner-child's name. I'm
>> > confident life will ease and demands will fade. The
>> > following is an excerpt from a children's book,
>> > "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
>> > Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: the evil
>> > Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>> >
>> >
>> > Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>> > your new first name:
>> >
>> > a = poopsie
>> >
>> > b = lumpy
>> >
>> > c = buttercup
>> >
>> > d = gidget
>> >
>> > e = crusty
>> >
>> > f = greasy
>> >
>> > g = fluffy
>> >
>> > h = cheeseball
>> >
>> > i = chim-chim
>> >
>> > j = stinky
>> >
>> > k = flunky
>> >
>> > l = booger
>> >
>> > m = pinky
>> >
>> > n = zippy
>> >
>> > o = goober
>> >
>> > p = doofus
>> >
>> > q = slimy
>> >
>> > r = loopy
>> >
>> > s = snotty
>> >
>> > t = tulefel
>> >
>> > u = dorkey
>> >
>> > v = squeezit
>> >
>> > w = oprah
>> >
>> > x = skipper
>> >
>> > y = dinky
>> >
>> > z = zsa-zsa
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine
>> > the first half of your new last name:
>> >
>> > a = diaper
>> >
>> > b = toilet
>> >
>> > c = giggle
>> >
>> > d = burger
>> >
>> > e = girdle
>> >
>> > f = barf
>> >
>> > g = lizard
>> >
>> > h = waffle
>> >
>> > i = cootie
>> >
>> > j = monkey
>> >
>> > k = potty
>> >
>> > l = liver
>> >
>> > m = banana
>> >
>> > n = rhino
>> >
>> > o = bubble
>> >
>> > p = hamster
>> >
>> > q = toad
>> >
>> > r = gizzard
>> >
>> > s = pizza
>> >
>> > t = gerbil
>> >
>> > u = chicken
>> >
>> > v = pickle
>> >
>> > w = chuckle
>> >
>> > x = tofu
>> >
>> > y = gorilla
>> >
>> > z = stinker
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
>> > the second half of your new last name:
>> >
>> > a = head
>> >
>> > b = mouth
>> >
>> > c = face
>> >
>> > d = nose
>> >
>> > e = tush
>> >
>> > f = breath
>> >
>> > g = pants
>> >
>> > h = shorts
>> >
>> > i = lips
>> >
>> > j = honker
>> >
>> > k = butt
>> >
>> > l = brain
>> >
>> > m = tushie
>> >
>> > n = chunks
>> >
>> > o = hiney
>> >
>> > p = biscuits
>> >
>> > q = toes
>> >
>> > r = buns
>> >
>> > s = fanny
>> >
>> > t = sniffer
>> >
>> > u = sprinkles
>> >
>> > v = kisser
>> >
>> > w = squirt
>> >
>> > x = humperdinck
>> >
>> > y = brains
>> >
>> > z = juice
>> >
>> >
>> >
Michelle
>> >
>>
>>
>> > We all know there are times in life when we'd like
>> > to be known by another name. If you're ever feeling
>> > that need to escape the demands of adult living, now
>> > you can resort to your inner-child's name. I'm
>> > confident life will ease and demands will fade. The
>> > following is an excerpt from a children's book,
>> > "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
>> > Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: the evil
>> > Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>> >
>> >
>> > Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>> > your new first name:
>> >
>> > a = poopsie
>> >
>> > b = lumpy
>> >
>> > c = buttercup
>> >
>> > d = gidget
>> >
>> > e = crusty
>> >
>> > f = greasy
>> >
>> > g = fluffy
>> >
>> > h = cheeseball
>> >
>> > i = chim-chim
>> >
>> > j = stinky
>> >
>> > k = flunky
>> >
>> > l = booger
>> >
>> > m = pinky
>> >
>> > n = zippy
>> >
>> > o = goober
>> >
>> > p = doofus
>> >
>> > q = slimy
>> >
>> > r = loopy
>> >
>> > s = snotty
>> >
>> > t = tulefel
>> >
>> > u = dorkey
>> >
>> > v = squeezit
>> >
>> > w = oprah
>> >
>> > x = skipper
>> >
>> > y = dinky
>> >
>> > z = zsa-zsa
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine
>> > the first half of your new last name:
>> >
>> > a = diaper
>> >
>> > b = toilet
>> >
>> > c = giggle
>> >
>> > d = burger
>> >
>> > e = girdle
>> >
>> > f = barf
>> >
>> > g = lizard
>> >
>> > h = waffle
>> >
>> > i = cootie
>> >
>> > j = monkey
>> >
>> > k = potty
>> >
>> > l = liver
>> >
>> > m = banana
>> >
>> > n = rhino
>> >
>> > o = bubble
>> >
>> > p = hamster
>> >
>> > q = toad
>> >
>> > r = gizzard
>> >
>> > s = pizza
>> >
>> > t = gerbil
>> >
>> > u = chicken
>> >
>> > v = pickle
>> >
>> > w = chuckle
>> >
>> > x = tofu
>> >
>> > y = gorilla
>> >
>> > z = stinker
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
>> > the second half of your new last name:
>> >
>> > a = head
>> >
>> > b = mouth
>> >
>> > c = face
>> >
>> > d = nose
>> >
>> > e = tush
>> >
>> > f = breath
>> >
>> > g = pants
>> >
>> > h = shorts
>> >
>> > i = lips
>> >
>> > j = honker
>> >
>> > k = butt
>> >
>> > l = brain
>> >
>> > m = tushie
>> >
>> > n = chunks
>> >
>> > o = hiney
>> >
>> > p = biscuits
>> >
>> > q = toes
>> >
>> > r = buns
>> >
>> > s = fanny
>> >
>> > t = sniffer
>> >
>> > u = sprinkles
>> >
>> > v = kisser
>> >
>> > w = squirt
>> >
>> > x = humperdinck
>> >
>> > y = brains
>> >
>> > z = juice
>> >
>> >
>> >
Michelle
>> >
