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I think your hot-tub time machine was way better. Think of the chicks!

Pssh, everyone knows this is the best time machine:

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The bible says a lot about how life spans changed drastically in Noah's day, how angels married women here and had babies, how trees grew fast and etc. Just as the 1000 year reign of Christ on earth in the future will have fast growing plants, loooong life spans, angels and etc.

What is up with this strange denial??

What's up with you adding to scripture and claiming your cockamamie ideas are "God's Word?"
 
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[serious];66835867 said:
See? I was in the past when I posted that, now I'm not int he past anymore because I traveled through time to now. It's easy to go forward in time.
You were actually in the present both times. You simply posted later in the process of time.
 
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What's up with you adding to scripture and claiming your cockamamie ideas are "God's Word?"
Don't blame others if you don't have even a basic grasp of Scripture. The Millennium is described, and the pre flood world to some extent also. If you'd spend less time trying to dream up rabid false accusations, and more time posting something worthwhile, or at least doing your homework, before shooting off the mouth, your posts might become mildly interesting one day.
 
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No. I know! I can travel through time and see the events unfold. What I do not know one way or the other for sure is why and how exactly the laws will be different to allow what we see! But my guess is better than any from science! really. I must humbly confess that.

You can travel through time.

Uh huh.

And you expect me to take you seriously?

Show me next week's lotto numbers and if you are correct I'll accept your claim.

Until then, I suspect you have temporal narcosis.
 
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You can travel through time.

Uh huh.

And you expect me to take you seriously?

Show me next week's lotto numbers and if you are correct I'll accept your claim.

Until then, I suspect you have temporal narcosis.

Actually, time was peeled away for many in the bible, and God took them on a time trip. They saw the future. God created this universe with words...He spoke it into existence. Words are real things and the word of God is actually alive, not just dead words on paper.

There are oodles and oodles of words about the future in the bible, and by looking at these in a believing way, we are looking at the future.


Man is BOUND by time, God is NOT in any way whatsoever.
 
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[serious];66839847 said:
Right, because I traveled through time to the later time
No. You posted in the present a while ago and merely post again in the present now. Time is a process for man. You cannot go on down to the end of the line for your trip on life's time train, and see what is there. You may text as you travel...whoopee do!
 
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Science doesn't even know what time is!

The reason for this is because Time isn't something that's real. Not that the science buffs agree with this. They don't. Nevertheless, time isn't a real thing. It seems real enough to us because we're mortal beings. But suppose we were immortal, didn't need food nor sleep, and we lived where it was always light, because that light was not made by a star. I'm describing Heaven what Heaven may be like and what we may live like as per Revelation.
 
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No. You posted in the present a while ago and merely post again in the present now. Time is a process for man. You cannot go on down to the end of the line for your trip on life's time train, and see what is there. You may text as you travel...whoopee do!

Well, obviously when you travel through time, you are present in the future. The fact remains, I was in one point in time, then I arrived at a future point in time. Hence, I wen't forward in time.
 
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