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My New Idea to Make Millions !!!!

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Of course bum implants are available and are very much in vogue. Of course, if a super skinny model decided to get them along with her breast implants, then she would look like an inverted S, along the lines of a rubber love doll. But hey, I guess some men like that...
 
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christalee4 said:
Of course bum implants are available and are very much in vogue. Of course, if a super skinny model decided to get them along with her breast implants, then she would look like an inverted S, along the lines of a rubber love doll. But hey, I guess some men like that...

I have a bubble butt, maybe someone will by some of mine^_^
 
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One problem with the implants to make your butt bigger is that if they don't get scarred in "properly" they have a tendency to slide down the leg and you end up with J-Lo's butt just a little above your knees.

There's a look that's worth $30,000!

On a related question, shouldn't people who want doctors to shove plastic bags into their but to make it bigger have to undergo inpatient mental evaluation?

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4jacks said:
My New Idea to Make Millions !!!!

I've had an Epiphany!!

Every knows that Plastic Surgery and Boob Implants are all the rage right now, right?
Everyone wants to be beautiful and a lot of people would rather spend thier Well earned (or stolen) money than spend time exercising ..... Well you can't exercise to make your boobs bigger, but that's not the Point here.... forget I said anything about boobs....

Anyhoo... besides getting boob implants and tummy tucks and all that jazz, What does EVERYONE WANT????

That's right, everyone wants the J-Lo Booty!!!

And guys don't want a Flat butt either, Except I'm not about to start talking about some famous dudes butt... just not going happen...

So Anyhoo I was thinking... Why don't they make Butt Implants!!!!

It's genius !! Everyone would want Butt Implants.... Heck I'd be the first person inline, for the life of me I can't do anything with my flat butt, no matter what I do at the gym.

It really shouldn't be that hard, you just have to find a rubber/plastic material that is consistent with the density flexibility of a human muscle, and you stick it under the Butt Skin!!

I know I saw some TV show a Long time ago, where plastic surgeons were doing something similiar with Men's Chest and Shoulder Muscles, So this has to be Do-able!

What do you guys Think???
You can call it the "Reverse Geraldo!" ;)^_^
 
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My New Idea to Make Millions !!!!

I've had an Epiphany!!

Every knows that Plastic Surgery and Boob Implants are all the rage right now, right?
Everyone wants to be beautiful and a lot of people would rather spend thier Well earned (or stolen) money than spend time exercising ..... Well you can't exercise to make your boobs bigger, but that's not the Point here.... forget I said anything about boobs....

Anyhoo... besides getting boob implants and tummy tucks and all that jazz, What does EVERYONE WANT????

That's right, everyone wants the J-Lo Booty!!!

And guys don't want a Flat butt either, Except I'm not about to start talking about some famous dudes butt... just not going happen...

So Anyhoo I was thinking... Why don't they make Butt Implants!!!!

It's genius !! Everyone would want Butt Implants.... Heck I'd be the first person inline, for the life of me I can't do anything with my flat butt, no matter what I do at the gym.

It really shouldn't be that hard, you just have to find a rubber/plastic material that is consistent with the density flexibility of a human muscle, and you stick it under the Butt Skin!!

I know I saw some TV show a Long time ago, where plastic surgeons were doing something similiar with Men's Chest and Shoulder Muscles, So this has to be Do-able!

What do you guys Think???

...I think recovery from an operation like that would be a literal pain in the tuckus.

I mean really, think about that. How many weeks can you go without accidentally sitting on something and popping a stitch?
 
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BigNorsk said:
There's a look that's worth $30,000!

On a related question, shouldn't people who want doctors to shove plastic bags into their but to make it bigger have to undergo inpatient mental evaluation?

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There's no need for a Mental Evaluation!!!

If you have $30,000 that you are willing to spend on your Butt, that is Proof enough that you are mentally unstable.
 
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