This is a thread dedicated to the humor I post on sites like Twitter or Facebook. Now, I will post a link to my twitter once in the first post, but this thread in general is not an attempt to get more followers. Just for people's enjoyment and to possibly get feedback.
I might also post several times in a row, but only to bump the thread when I have new material to post.
Here's a few to get things going. From @lava89:
"I want a disposable bed so I never have to make it."
"It must've been great to be the first door-to-door salesman, because "no soliciting" signs weren't invented yet."
"I want to see a wind powered helicopter, you'd kill two birds with one stone!"
"If I ever became a black market weapons dealer, my specialty would be switch sporks."
I might also post several times in a row, but only to bump the thread when I have new material to post.
Here's a few to get things going. From @lava89:
"I want a disposable bed so I never have to make it."
"It must've been great to be the first door-to-door salesman, because "no soliciting" signs weren't invented yet."
"I want to see a wind powered helicopter, you'd kill two birds with one stone!"
"If I ever became a black market weapons dealer, my specialty would be switch sporks."
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