My Alcohol Challenge

[AV1611VET]

You would tell Jesus to take a hike? What kind of Christian are you?

One that knows better than to assume a deity has visited me and told me Valentine was his servant.

Jim Jones got away with that, Joseph Smith got away with that ... I know better.

You might fall for it, but I won't.

 

[Queller]

Can't say as I know the man, let alone hate him.

Then how can you claim he was an agent of Satan?

Actually I have.

Actually no, you haven't.

 

[Queller]

One that knows better than to assume a deity has visited me and told me Valentine was his servant.

Jim Jones got away with that, Joseph Smith got away with that ... I know better.

You might fall for it, but I won't.

So if Jesus told you something you didn't like, you would deny him? I seem to remember what happened to the last person that did that.

 

[AV1611VET]

So if Jesus told you something you didn't like, you would deny him? I seem to remember what happened to the last person that did that.

Cute.

 

[TLK Valentine]

One that knows better than to assume a deity has visited me and told me Valentine was his servant.

Jim Jones got away with that, Joseph Smith got away with that ... I know better.

You might fall for it, but I won't.

So when Jesus returns, are you even going to bother to listen to what He has to say?

 

[crjmurray]

So when Jesus returns, are you even going to bother to listen to what He has to say?

Not if it disagrees with his interpretation of the king james bible.

 

[ViaCrucis]

And by the same token, if you want to use John 2 to justify recreational drinking, I say there's a problem somewhere.

And by the same token, if you want to use Genesis 18:8 to justify recreational dairy consumption, I say there's a problem somewhere.

-CryptoLutheran

 

[Kylie]

AV, hope you didn't forget my last post.

 

[AV1611VET]

AV, hope you didn't forget my last post.

Too late!

 

[contango]

I didn't see a reply to mine either.

 

[Split Rock]

So if Jesus told you something you didn't like, you would deny him? I seem to remember what happened to the last person that did that.

Cute.

You mistake my buddy AVET. If "Jesus" came down and told AVET that his interpretation of scripture was wrong, AVET would know that this "Jesus" was a fake. Got it now?

 

[AV1611VET]

You mistake my buddy AVET. If "Jesus" came down and told AVET that his interpretation of scripture was wrong, AVET would know that this "Jesus" was a fake. Got it now?

Mark 13:21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:

I'm not Pentecostal or Charismatic.

So if "God comes to me" ... forget it.

When I go to Him though, it will be a different story.

After the Rapture, I'm sure God will be setting me straight on some things I've said wrong.

The woman at the well lived during a different dispensation.

 

[Queller]

Cute.

And, apparently in your case, true.

 

[Belk]

No, in fact that is wrong. It shows that root beer is non-alcoholic, nothing more.

No, because that that qualifier word "root" makes all the difference. Why do you think that root beer is call "root" beer instead of simply "beer"? For that matter, why do you think that drink such as O'doul's is specifically marketed as a "non-alcoholic beer"?

Root beer and ginger ale both started as mildly alcoholic drinks. They use the exact same fermentation process as beer. However, because the brew medium is so astringent the yeast dies out after getting to around 1.5% ABV.

 

[Kylie]

Too late!

Well, since I have reminded you now, you can go and reply to it, can't you?

 

[Strathos]

So if "God comes to me" ... forget it.

When I go to Him though, it will be a different story.

After the Rapture, I'm sure God will be setting me straight on some things I've said wrong.

If the tribulation starts and there's no rapture (unbiblical doctrine btw), what will you do then?

 

[VirOptimus]

Well, since I have reminded you now, you can go and reply to it, can't you?

I dont think he can no, seems to be banned.

 

[ViaCrucis]

If the tribulation starts and there's no rapture (unbiblical doctrine btw), what will you do then?

Shhhh. Kirk Cameron will hear you.

-CryptoLutheran

 

[TLK Valentine]

Mark 13:21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:

I'm not Pentecostal or Charismatic.

So if "God comes to me" ... forget it.

God is only allowed to play by your rules, eh?

 

[jacknife]

I dont think he can no, seems to be banned.

He has? how can you tell?