Misquote the previous poster! (7)

[rita727]

Yeah, you don't want to make Bozo angry on his way to target practice.

Never trust the people who're always happy.

 

[divinehumor]

Never
neglect the people who're near you.

Amen! Those are exactly the ones whom God has placed near you to bless YOU, and for YOU to BE a blessing to!

 

[akasmom]

Amen! Those are exactly the ones whom God has placed near you to bless YOU, and for YOU to BE a DIVINE REFLECTION to!

Well said!

 

[divinehumor]

Good bread!

Thank you. I baked it myself.

 

[akasmom]

Thank you. I ate it all by myself.

That's not difficult to do if it's nice and warm.

 

[IamAKingsKid]

That's just too difficult to do even if it's nice and warm.

i didnt know you were unable to lift a feather, what happened to you

 

[akasmom]

i didnt know you were unable to lift a cow, what happened to you

Well, I tried lifting a cow and now I can't lift much!

 

[rita727]

Well, I tried to lift a moose, and now I can't lift much!

Meese are funny animals.

 

[AliveIndeed]

Geese are furry animals.

I thought geese had feathers! lol


Tickled pink to be here! lol Thank You to our Lord Jesus!

 

[rita727]

I saw geese walking around in leather. lol

Really? What a sight that must've been!

 

[AliveIndeed]

Really? What a fright that must've been!

Yes, twas very scared! Ran all the way home and told my hubby all about it!

 

[divinehumor]

Yes, I was emotionally scarred! Ran all the way to a shrink to talk about it.

Oh my! I hope you won't have post-traumatic-stress-disorder from it.

 

[akasmom]

Oh my! I hope you won't have post-chocolate-binge-hangover from it.

Just make sure you drink some milk before you go to bed.

 

[rita727]

Originally Posted by divinehumor
Oh my! I hope you won't have post-chocolate-binge-hangover from it. (this was cute!)

Just make sure you cider before you go to bed.

Time to get the Holidays started!

 

[akasmom]

Originally Posted by divinehumor
Oh my! I hope you won't have post-chocolate-binge-hangover from it. (this was cute!)




Time to get the party started!

Wait! Do you have the clean up crew in place?

 

[divinehumor]

Wait! Don't we need to decorate the place?

Sure. You set up the tables, and I'll bring in some flowers, lights and streamers.

 

[akasmom]

Sure. You set up the tables, and I'll bring in some flowers, lights and screamers.

No, I think we should just have a stereo or maybe find someone to play piano.

 

[AliveIndeed]

No, I think we should just say "cherrio" or maybe find someone to play the kazoo.

That sounds jolly good to me!

 

[akasmom]

That sounds like jolly carols to me!

Oh, goodness - is it Christmas carol time already?!

 

[IamAKingsKid]

Oh, goodness - is it time to eat carrots already?!

Jeepers, we eat carrots all the time, sorry you can only eat them at a certian time.......... is there a certain day you are allowed to eat them, do they have to be cooked, and is there only one way you are allowed to eat them??? this inquiring mind wants to know