Misquote the previous poster! (2)

[Daughter of His]

i am so sorry you have to dig holes for a well for a living do you like the job though??

Fresh water is always a good thing!

 

[Brutus/HisCatalyst]

Flesh in water is always a good thing!

Really, How so?

 

[Daughter of His]

silly cow, what do you mean?

Spring is happening here already, some flowers are blooming already!

 

[ConstanceB]

 "Somethings's slapping dear old Freddy[/font][/size][/color]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=#708090]and lawnmowers are varooming spaghetti."

My great-grandfather was a circuit preacher, a carpenter, a Freemason, and a revenuer.

 

[Daughter of His]

My great-grandpappy is a house calls only doctor, a cabinetmaker, a secret agent, and a banker.[/QUOTE]


Well, statistics say we have to be prepared to change careers three times nowdays.

 

[Starcrystal]

Daughter of His,

Well, the states DMV says we have to be prepared to change cars three times nowdays.

But what if I like the car I have? I don't wanna change it and THEY CAN"T MAKE ME!!

 

[Daughter of His]

But I like the car I have? I don't wanna change it and THEY CAN"T MAKE ME take that new Lexus or Mustang of my choice!!

They wouldn't have to ask me twice, I'd take either!

 

[Starcrystal]

They have wooden cars that go twice as fast but the Detroit factories are boycotting them, as for me, I'd take either!

Just what we need, another reason to cut down the forests and exploit natural habitats - all for the sake of production and profit!!

 

[Daughter of His]

Just what we need, another season of cutting down the forests and exploiting natural habitats - all for the sake of production and perfume!!

Oh, that stinks.

 

[IamAKingsKid]

why do you say my skunk stinks????.

I didnt, i love skunks......they are a sweet perfume to me...

 

[RoseRed495]

I didnt, i love skunks......they are a sweet evening meal to me...

You must eat them with a clothespin on your nose.

 

[Starcrystal]

You must beat them with a clothespin or your nose will fall off.

If you ask me that sounds like a bunch of superstition !

 

[IamAKingsKid]

If you ask me that sounds like a bunch of silly warnings...kinda like old wives tales>>>>

I am an old wife, does that mean i only tell tales???

 

[RoseRed495]

I am a hot babe of a wife, does that mean i should tell tales???

it depends on what your husband would think...would he approve?

 

[Daughter of His]

it sends a thought of what your husband would drink...would he approve?

So confused, what does he drink?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

So confused, does he drink?

Coffee, iced tea, and spring water..... no spirits here

 

[Daughter of His]

Caffee,spiced tea, and lake water..... no spirits here

Well that's a relief. Must have been something in the old days to have to haul your drinking water from a well or stream.

 

[IamAKingsKid]

you mean to tell me you haul your water from a well???.

course we do, otherwise we would have to walk down to the stream......

 

[cantplayalick]

did I hear somebody scream?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

did I hear bunny scream?

Jeepers, i hope not!!!