Misquote the previous poster! (2)

[pentecostalgirl0414]

Now that is what I call tasty and orange.

 

[Daughter of His]

Now that is what I call pasty and orange.

Um,mmm sounds like a new kind of school glue to me.

 

[Brutus/HisCatalyst]

Fun! Found a new kind of fool's shoe for me.

What size of a fool are you?

 

[pentecostalgirl0414]

Your pool is full of crazy glue?

 

[Daughter of His]

You're kind of cool aren't you?

Well, now that you mention it, I guess so, thanks for the compliment.hehe

 

[Daughter of His]

Your tool is held together with crazy glue?

Well, I remember those commercials where crazy glue held up that construction worker so I figured it was a good idea.

 

[pentecostalgirl0414]

The commercial showed the guy's head held on with coconut scented crazy glue?

 

[Whitegravity]

The commecery sold this guy's head, but some woman held on to it, the crazy shrew; she just so happened to be coconut scented.

I'll be sure to watch the news tonight, I would never thought there would be a sale gone bad!

 

[IamAKingsKid]

I'll be sure to listen to the radio tonight, I never thought folks would be so bad at a sale!

there was pushing and shoving, and hair pulling, and that was the sales people....

 

[pentecostalgirl0414]

The sales people were fixing hair and ironing shirts that smelled like mangos.

 

[IamAKingsKid]

The sales people were throwing mangos at customers and rotten tomatoes, what a mess....

I got my favorite shirt stained by one of the salesclerks...

 

[Daughter of His]

I got my favorite shirt ripped up by one of the irate salesclerks...

You need to stay away from those people, they don't sound civilized.

 

[Brutus/HisCatalyst]

Brutus cannot stay away from those people, He doesn't sound civilized.

I'm a tiger...

 

[Whitegravity]

I'm a liger, it's a cross between a lime and a tiger and a llama!

That's cool, I'm a Gemini; it's a cross between...me and myself?

 

[Daughter of His]

That's cool, I'm lemony; it's a toss up between grapefruit and lime and myself?

Well now that is interesting, do you feel at home in a citrus orchard?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

Have you ever been sold at a fruit stand??

Ya gotta watch them farmers, they will sell anything for a dime....

 

[Faith In God]

Ya gotta watch them framers; they will write anything for a long time....

kind of an involved joke, dontcha think?

 

[Daughter of His]

kind of a dangerous choke, dontcha think?

I come from a long background of farmer people and yes some of them will sell about anything!!!

 

[IamAKingsKid]

I come from a long background of farmer people and yes i admit to selling anything..... including my younger brother!!!

I tried to sell my younger sister once but i got paid a dollar to keep her

 

[Brutus/HisCatalyst]

I tried to steal my younger sister once but i got the doll ...

Why steal your sister or a doll for than matter?