Kurt Cobain
Nirvana, "All Apologies"
Wrong lyric: Found my nasty salt
Right lyric: Found my nest of salt
Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Wrong lyric: I'm blotto and bravado/I'm a scarecrow and a Beatle
Right lyric: A mulatto, an albino/A mosquito, my libido
Bob Dylan
"Blowin' in the Wind"
Wrong lyric: The ants are my friend, they're blowin' in the wind
Right lyric: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
"Lay Lady Lay"
Wrong lyric: Lady Elaine, lay across my big brass bed
Right lyric: Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed
Jack Ely
The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
Wrong lyric: I shoot a wad into her hair
Right lyric: I smell the rose in her hair
The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
Wrong lyric: Tell her I'll never lay her again
Right lyric: I tell her I never leave again
John Fogerty
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Bad Moon Rising"
Wrong lyric: There's a bathroom on the right
Right lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Fortunate Son"
Wrong lyric: I got no fortune in Guam
Right lyric: I ain't no fortunate son
Chrissie Hynde
The Pretenders, "Brass in Pocket"
Wrong lyric: Gonna use my sausage
Right lyric: Gonna use my sidestep
The Pretenders, "Middle of the Road"
Wrong lyric: I'm not the cat I used to be/I've got a can of thirty-three babies
Right lyric: I've got a kid, I'm thirty-three, baby
Mick Jagger
The Rolling Stones, "Beast of Burden"
Wrong lyric: I'll never leave your pizza burning
Right lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Rolling Stones, "Paint It, Black"
Wrong lyric: I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black
Right lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black
Elton John
"Bennie and the Jets"
Wrong: She's got electric [female body part], her mom has two
Right: She's got electric boots and mohair shoes
"Rocket Man"
Wrong lyric: Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Right lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Tiny Dancer"
Wrong lyric: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Right lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Steve Miller
Steve Miller Band, "Jet Airliner"
Wrong lyric: We don't chat at a lighthouse
Right lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
Steve Miller Band, "Jungle Love"
Wrong lyric: Chug-a-lug, strawberry man
Right lyric: Jungle love is drivin' me mad
Stevie Nicks
"Edge of Seventeen"
Wrong lyric: Just like the one-winged dog
Right lyric: Just like the white-winged dove
"Stand Back"
Wrong lyric: Stamp Act
Right lyric: Stand back
Gavin Rossdale
Bush, "Glycerine"
Wrong lyric: Batman watergun
Right lyric: Bad moon wine again
Bush, "Everything Zen"
Wrong lyric: There's no sex in Ohio/There's no sex in Rhode Island
Right lyric: There's no sex in your violence/There's no sex in your violence
Michael Stipe
R.E.M., "Man on the Moon"
Wrong lyric: Edith was troubled by a horrible a**
Right lyric: Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
R.E.M., "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
Wrong lyric: You wore a skirt made of cream cheese
Right lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green
Eddie Vedder
Pearl Jam, "Glorified G"
Wrong lyric: Forty-five versions of a pelican
Right lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
Pearl Jam, "Jeremy"
Wrong lyric: Laymen yell, "Oh son!"
Right lyric: Lemon-yellow sun
Please include your own if you have them.
Nirvana, "All Apologies"
Wrong lyric: Found my nasty salt
Right lyric: Found my nest of salt
Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Wrong lyric: I'm blotto and bravado/I'm a scarecrow and a Beatle
Right lyric: A mulatto, an albino/A mosquito, my libido
Bob Dylan
"Blowin' in the Wind"
Wrong lyric: The ants are my friend, they're blowin' in the wind
Right lyric: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
"Lay Lady Lay"
Wrong lyric: Lady Elaine, lay across my big brass bed
Right lyric: Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed
Jack Ely
The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
Wrong lyric: I shoot a wad into her hair
Right lyric: I smell the rose in her hair
The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
Wrong lyric: Tell her I'll never lay her again
Right lyric: I tell her I never leave again
John Fogerty
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Bad Moon Rising"
Wrong lyric: There's a bathroom on the right
Right lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Fortunate Son"
Wrong lyric: I got no fortune in Guam
Right lyric: I ain't no fortunate son
Chrissie Hynde
The Pretenders, "Brass in Pocket"
Wrong lyric: Gonna use my sausage
Right lyric: Gonna use my sidestep
The Pretenders, "Middle of the Road"
Wrong lyric: I'm not the cat I used to be/I've got a can of thirty-three babies
Right lyric: I've got a kid, I'm thirty-three, baby
Mick Jagger
The Rolling Stones, "Beast of Burden"
Wrong lyric: I'll never leave your pizza burning
Right lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Rolling Stones, "Paint It, Black"
Wrong lyric: I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black
Right lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black
Elton John
"Bennie and the Jets"
Wrong: She's got electric [female body part], her mom has two
Right: She's got electric boots and mohair shoes
"Rocket Man"
Wrong lyric: Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Right lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Tiny Dancer"
Wrong lyric: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Right lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Steve Miller
Steve Miller Band, "Jet Airliner"
Wrong lyric: We don't chat at a lighthouse
Right lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
Steve Miller Band, "Jungle Love"
Wrong lyric: Chug-a-lug, strawberry man
Right lyric: Jungle love is drivin' me mad
Stevie Nicks
"Edge of Seventeen"
Wrong lyric: Just like the one-winged dog
Right lyric: Just like the white-winged dove
"Stand Back"
Wrong lyric: Stamp Act
Right lyric: Stand back
Gavin Rossdale
Bush, "Glycerine"
Wrong lyric: Batman watergun
Right lyric: Bad moon wine again
Bush, "Everything Zen"
Wrong lyric: There's no sex in Ohio/There's no sex in Rhode Island
Right lyric: There's no sex in your violence/There's no sex in your violence
Michael Stipe
R.E.M., "Man on the Moon"
Wrong lyric: Edith was troubled by a horrible a**
Right lyric: Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
R.E.M., "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
Wrong lyric: You wore a skirt made of cream cheese
Right lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green
Eddie Vedder
Pearl Jam, "Glorified G"
Wrong lyric: Forty-five versions of a pelican
Right lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
Pearl Jam, "Jeremy"
Wrong lyric: Laymen yell, "Oh son!"
Right lyric: Lemon-yellow sun
Please include your own if you have them.
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