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Misfits Club!
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What if you are shy?
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arborvita said:
Thank you I am glad to be here! Everyone seems so warm and welcoming!
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I heard about a horrible event where people can be struck by runnaway driveby postings, recently. If this occurrs near you, you must quickly post back at them in order to keep from being hit.
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i am not a misfit , but i would like to invite to a believer club
its in my sig called B4CC
its in my sig called B4CC
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God has a positive answer:
YOU SAY
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES
You say: "It's impossible"
God says: All things are possible
(Luke 18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired"
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me"
God says: I love you
(John 3:16 & John 3:34 )
You say: "I can't go on"
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: "I can't figure things out"
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5-6)
You say: "I can't do it"
God says: You can do all things
(Philippians 4:13)
You say: "I'm not able"
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: "It's not worth it"
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )
You say: "I can't forgive myself"
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: "I can't manage"
God says: I will supply all your needs
(Philippians 4:19)
You say: "I'm afraid"
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
(II Timothy 1:7)
You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: "I'm not smart enough"
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: "I feel all alone"
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES
You say: "It's impossible"
God says: All things are possible
(Luke 18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired"
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me"
God says: I love you
(John 3:16 & John 3:34 )
You say: "I can't go on"
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: "I can't figure things out"
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5-6)
You say: "I can't do it"
God says: You can do all things
(Philippians 4:13)
You say: "I'm not able"
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: "It's not worth it"
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )
You say: "I can't forgive myself"
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: "I can't manage"
God says: I will supply all your needs
(Philippians 4:19)
You say: "I'm afraid"
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
(II Timothy 1:7)
You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: "I'm not smart enough"
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: "I feel all alone"
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)
So no excuses on
this drive by thing!
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A story.
Once upon a time there was this story. Everyone loved the story. People would tell the story all of the time and they never tired of it until one day it just got worn out. It got to where people just didn't want to hear it anymore so nobody ever told the story again, and that was the end of the story.
By: DannyB
Once upon a time there was this story. Everyone loved the story. People would tell the story all of the time and they never tired of it until one day it just got worn out. It got to where people just didn't want to hear it anymore so nobody ever told the story again, and that was the end of the story.
By: DannyB
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When my children begged for a bedtime story and it was too late to be telling a real story I would tease them by telling them that. LOL!
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THANKSGIVING NOTE:*
For those of you who are coming to our place for Thanksgiving dinner-
Martha Stewart ain't gonna be here! I'm telling you in advance, so
don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a
few small changes: Our sidewalk will not be lined with homemade, paper bag
luminaries. After a trial run, it was decided that no matter how
cleverly done, rows of flaming lunch sacks do not have the desired
welcoming effect.
Once inside, our guests will note that the entry hall is not decorated
with the swags of Indian corn and fall foliage I had planned to make.
Instead, I've gotten the kids involved in the decorating by having
them track in colorful autumn leaves from the front yard. The mud was their
idea. The dining table will not be covered with expensive linens,
fancy china, or crystal goblets. If possible, we will use dishes that match
and everyone will get a fork. Since this IS Thanksgiving, we will
refrain from using the plastic Peter Rabbit plate and the Santa
napkins from last Christmas.
Our centerpiece will not be the tower of fresh fruit and flowers that
I promised. Instead we will be displaying a hedgehog-like decoration
hand-crafted from the finest construction paper. The artist assures me
it is a turkey. We will be dining fashionably late. The children will
entertain you while you wait. I'm sure they will be happy to share
every choice comment I have made regarding Thanksgiving, pilgrims and the
turkey hot line. Please remember that most of these comments were made
at 5:00 a. m. upon discovering that the turkey was still hard enough
to cut diamonds.
As accompaniment to the children's recital, I will play a recording of
tribal drumming. If the children should mention that I don't own a
recording of tribal drumming, or that tribal drumming sounds
suspiciously like a frozen Turkey in a clothes dryer, ignore them.
They are lying. We toyed with the idea of ringing a dainty silver bell to
announce the start of our feast. In the end, we chose to keep our
traditional method. We've also decided against a formal seating
arrangement. When the smoke alarm sounds, please gather around the
table and sit where you like. In the spirit of harmony, we will ask the
children to sit at a separate table. In a separate room. Next door.
Now, I know you have all seen pictures of one person carving a turkey
in front of a crowd of appreciative onlookers. This will not be happening
at our dinner. For safety reasons, the turkey will be carved in a
private ceremony. I stress "private" meaning: Do not, under any
circumstances enter the kitchen to laugh at me. Do not send small,
unsuspecting children to check on my progress. I have an electric
knife. The turkey is unarmed. It stands to reason that I will eventually win.
When I do, we will eat.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind my young diners that
"passing the rolls" is not a football play. Nor is it a request to
bean your sister in the head with warm tasty bread. Oh, and one reminder
for the adults: For the duration of the meal, and especially while in the
presence of young diners, we will refer to the giblet gravy by its
lesser-known name: Cheese Sauce. If a young diner questions you
regarding the origins or type of Cheese Sauce, plead ignorance. Cheese
Sauce stains.
Before I forget, there is one last change. Instead of offering a
choice between 12 different scrumptious desserts, we will be serving the
traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with whipped cream and small
fingerprints. You will still have a choice; take it or leave it.
Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this year. She probably won't come
next year either. I am thankful.
For those of you who are coming to our place for Thanksgiving dinner-
Martha Stewart ain't gonna be here! I'm telling you in advance, so
don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a
few small changes: Our sidewalk will not be lined with homemade, paper bag
luminaries. After a trial run, it was decided that no matter how
cleverly done, rows of flaming lunch sacks do not have the desired
welcoming effect.
Once inside, our guests will note that the entry hall is not decorated
with the swags of Indian corn and fall foliage I had planned to make.
Instead, I've gotten the kids involved in the decorating by having
them track in colorful autumn leaves from the front yard. The mud was their
idea. The dining table will not be covered with expensive linens,
fancy china, or crystal goblets. If possible, we will use dishes that match
and everyone will get a fork. Since this IS Thanksgiving, we will
refrain from using the plastic Peter Rabbit plate and the Santa
napkins from last Christmas.
Our centerpiece will not be the tower of fresh fruit and flowers that
I promised. Instead we will be displaying a hedgehog-like decoration
hand-crafted from the finest construction paper. The artist assures me
it is a turkey. We will be dining fashionably late. The children will
entertain you while you wait. I'm sure they will be happy to share
every choice comment I have made regarding Thanksgiving, pilgrims and the
turkey hot line. Please remember that most of these comments were made
at 5:00 a. m. upon discovering that the turkey was still hard enough
to cut diamonds.
As accompaniment to the children's recital, I will play a recording of
tribal drumming. If the children should mention that I don't own a
recording of tribal drumming, or that tribal drumming sounds
suspiciously like a frozen Turkey in a clothes dryer, ignore them.
They are lying. We toyed with the idea of ringing a dainty silver bell to
announce the start of our feast. In the end, we chose to keep our
traditional method. We've also decided against a formal seating
arrangement. When the smoke alarm sounds, please gather around the
table and sit where you like. In the spirit of harmony, we will ask the
children to sit at a separate table. In a separate room. Next door.
Now, I know you have all seen pictures of one person carving a turkey
in front of a crowd of appreciative onlookers. This will not be happening
at our dinner. For safety reasons, the turkey will be carved in a
private ceremony. I stress "private" meaning: Do not, under any
circumstances enter the kitchen to laugh at me. Do not send small,
unsuspecting children to check on my progress. I have an electric
knife. The turkey is unarmed. It stands to reason that I will eventually win.
When I do, we will eat.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind my young diners that
"passing the rolls" is not a football play. Nor is it a request to
bean your sister in the head with warm tasty bread. Oh, and one reminder
for the adults: For the duration of the meal, and especially while in the
presence of young diners, we will refer to the giblet gravy by its
lesser-known name: Cheese Sauce. If a young diner questions you
regarding the origins or type of Cheese Sauce, plead ignorance. Cheese
Sauce stains.
Before I forget, there is one last change. Instead of offering a
choice between 12 different scrumptious desserts, we will be serving the
traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with whipped cream and small
fingerprints. You will still have a choice; take it or leave it.
Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this year. She probably won't come
next year either. I am thankful.
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WalksWithChrist
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Did someone call for misfits? I guess I have always been one! I always think outside the box and that keeps me from "fitting" into a lot of boxes. Thanks Danny for the heads up on Misfit Land. 
Thanks Danny for the heads up on Misfit Land.
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