misc. posts for fellowship and fun

[mont974x4]

put on a pot of coffee, pull up a chair, and ponder and pontificate with me......

one eye one horned flying purple people eater.

were the people being eaten able to fly and were one eyed, one horned and purple or was the eater one eyed, one horned and purple and able to fly?


the infamous yellow polks dot bikini? was it yellow with some other color dots or was it some other color with yellow dots? just how itsy bitsy teeny weeny was it? Is that an official measurment?


who taught the lil ol lady from Pasadena to drive? what kind of car was it? what was under the hood? did she turn her own wrenches?

 

[SeraphimSarov]

put on a pot of coffee, pull up a chair, and ponder and pontificate with me......

That sounds suspiciously like the word "pontiff." I smell ulterior motives here.

 

[mont974x4]

never!!!!

 

[SeraphimSarov]

 

[JamesAH]

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Musa80]

So this one time at band camp....

No no really. Intercisus does not do band camp.

So several years ago I had a friend who was a very strange kinda guy, and he left his cell phone on his desk at work unlocked. I decided to have some fun with him and texted every individual on his contact list with "I woke up with no pants. Have you seen them?"

About 2 hours later another friend of ours shows up with his pants. And my friend comes over and says "Hey thanks. those were my best pants and I had no idea where they went."

 

[SeraphimSarov]

...disturbing.

I'm one of those crazy people who sometimes wishes cell phones had never been invented... sometimes I just want to be unavailable, y'know?

 

[mont974x4]

what do you call a cow with no legs?


























ground beef

 

[SeraphimSarov]

ground beef

 

[Doof-Le-Moi]

^^^

Wondering what the little paper plate is for...

 

[SeraphimSarov]

Good point. I'm guessing it's for the pie he's surely going to eat for dessert.

 

[mont974x4]

if nothing sticks to teflon how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

 

[JamesAH]

Man does that thing come with it's own cardiologist

 

[mont974x4]

I don't know but it better come with a good cold beer.

 

[Doof-Le-Moi]

Who ate the first artichoke? And why?

 

[Doof-Le-Moi]

How much did the brontosaurus ribs weigh that toppled Fred Flintstone's car?

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

put on a pot of coffee, pull up a chair, and ponder and pontificate with me......

one eye one horned flying purple people eater.

were the people being eaten able to fly and were one eyed, one horned and purple or was the eater one eyed, one horned and purple and able to fly?

Tis a car eating, purple people eater man from Mars

YouTube - Blondie - Rapture

 

[JamesAH]

I don't know but it better come with a good cold beer.

For that you are going to need a keg

 

[mont974x4]

For that you are going to need a keg

As long as it isn't watered down American beer I am OK.

 

[JamesAH]

As long as it isn't watered down American beer I am OK.

Agreed give me some German lager