misc. posts for fellowship and fun

[mont974x4]

yeah I was happy (mostly) with domestics until I was stationed in Germany.

 

[SeraphimSarov]

Give me Guinness or give me water.

 

[laconicstudent]

*comes in from his lab exam gibbering about how that one lung c.s. slide could have been carcinoma and not emphysema and slide another could have been tonsil tissue not lymph node but it obviously wasn't splenic since there weren't blood vessels or red/white pulp and it had obvious germinal centers and the more diffuse cells appeared to be a medulla but if it was tonsil he would have gotten the next question in which he had to locate it on the model wrong since inguinal lymphatics do not equal tonsils.*

*hisses*

*but he reassures himself that at the very least the only two questions he has had the courage to check: Korotkoff sounds being heard when the sphygmomanometer pressure equals systolic and presences of glucose in urine indicating diabetes mellitus

oh make that three: sucrose, lactose and maltose are all disaccharides making Amylase the only enzyme on the list that wasn't a disaccharidase*

*pukes (figuratively) in some slight relief since he loves tests in which he finds that he got the one's he was sketchy on right. Except this probably means he did ABSOLUTELY AWFUL and every question he was certain of is probably wildly incorrect. And oh that one dissected kidney was that pin in the renal collumn cause I have no idea what else it could be, but maybe it was the renal pelvis? It was stuck between two of the calyces.*

 

[mont974x4]

I love exegetical papers.

 

[SeraphimSarov]

So do I. I regret I didn't get a chance to do more when I was in college.

 

[mont974x4]

write them anyways

a table full of books, good coffee and some quiet time with my Bible....good times

 

[sunlover1]

So several years ago I had a friend who was a very strange kinda guy, and he left his cell phone on his desk at work unlocked. I decided to have some fun with him and texted every individual on his contact list with "I woke up with no pants. Have you seen them?"

About 2 hours later another friend of ours shows up with his pants. And my friend comes over and says "Hey thanks. those were my best pants and I had no idea where they went."

How much did the brontosaurus ribs weigh that toppled Fred Flintstone's car?

Hiya

 

[JamesAH]

How much did the brontosaurus ribs weigh that toppled Fred Flintstone's car?

800 pebbles or using the metric system 324 rocks

 

[mont974x4]

800 pebbles or using the metric system 324 rocks

how many is that in sheckels of silver using biblical measurements?

 

[JamesAH]

how many is that in sheckels of silver using biblical measurements?

About 3,000 Talents

 

[mont974x4]

About 3,000 Talents

that is a spicey meatball

 

[Doof-Le-Moi]

LOL

If guns cause violence, what does duct tape cause?

 

[Musa80]

LOL

If guns cause violence, what does duct tape cause?

Red Green reruns

 

[Doof-Le-Moi]

That's good! I happen to like Red Green!

 

[laconicstudent]

I'm amazed no one mentioned my insane post. Its interesting to read something written right after taking an exam. I'm feeling a little more stable now though so its all good.

*looks up*

wat?

 

[JamesAH]

That's good! I happen to like Red Green!

Red Green = Blood Money

 

[Musa80]

I'm amazed no one mentioned my insane post. Its interesting to read something written right after taking an exam. I'm feeling a little more stable now though so its all good.

*looks up*

wat?

Umm well I started reading it, but I didn't understand half the words in that post. So I focused mostly on the moving images and by the time I got done with my seizure, I forgot about responding.

 

[SeraphimSarov]

Red Green = Blood Money

Wrong! Heresy! Red Green =

That of course was in no way funny, except having pictures of strange Canadians with duct tape is always good...

 

[SeraphimSarov]

I'm amazed no one mentioned my insane post. Its interesting to read something written right after taking an exam. I'm feeling a little more stable now though so its all good.

*looks up*

wat?

I understood it... amateur student of medicine here... (as in, read every med textbook I can get my hands on, but in no way can afford to go to med school...)

 

[mont974x4]

mmm coffee..a hot cup of brain juice

now the boys are off to school so I can get to work on my own homework and continue sermon prep